That's exactly what I was thinking when he was about to review the footage with them. Though at least the filmmakers were decent enough to give us POVs. Could be B roll footage.
Independence Day Fire does not consume oxygen. So the next time there is fireball coming your way, there is hope after all. Hide in a closet. You won't suffocate, and the heat won't get you, either. (1) Comments
Wow, as if Superman wasn't enough of a jerk in these movies.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Falcon can have his wings confiscated by rogue Shield agents in one scene, escape from the truck without them and then have them miraculously reappear on his back in the next scene with no explanation given as to how he reacquired them. (1) Comments
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Superman get's his power from the rays of the Sun. So what is the best way to bring him back to life: Bury him where the rays of the sun take longer to work.
Quite to the contrary...Anakin was only trained because Obi Wan and Qui Gon ignored Yoda and Mace Windu. Yoda attempted to mitigate the issue by allowing Anakin to be trained; he hoped that Anakin receiving official training would be better than Anakin receiving training from Obi Wan, ostracized by the Jedi Order.
Falling Down Gang members performing a drive-by shooting will hit everything except the man they're aiming for. (1) Comments
Should be "Bruce Wayne THINKS he saved more lives than Superman in the Zod incident." Considering Superman saved "Every single human being except for a few in a city" Mr. Wayne's concerns seem particularly petty.
They all spoke with perfect English accents instead of Italian. I mean "Heya Luigi, do Mountain, she's a blowing upa, lets get out of here." would have been more realistic.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Lois Lane was able to magically figure out that the kryptonite spear would kill Doomsday despite being nowhere near Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman when that conversation was had. (1) Comments
And they even made a spear to kill Superman. Speaking of Longinus.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice "I wanted to kill the crap out of you two minutes ago. I've been preparing to do so for the whole movie and went through great lengths to carry out this plan. But your mother shares the same name as mine did? Water under the bridge. Let's be BFFs!" (2) Comments
Then you stuff the dog and let him spend eternity watching you use the toilet.
Man of Steel You have 2 fathers. The foster one wants you to hide, who you really are and let people die. The biological one wants you to become a hero and reveal your powers to people.
You love them both, so you reveal your powers to people and let most of them die. (1) Comments
Edge of Tommorow Once Cage was repeating his day, he could have gone back to the spot he originally saw the Alpha. From there, he could have gave Rita instructions on how to get the power also by having her hold the claymore. (1) Comments
A urine test doesn't measure the level of hcg hormone in a woman's body. It simply tests for the presence of hgc in urine. If the test detects it then you're pregnant or were pregnant very recently,(just gave birth or just suffered a miscarriage). Although rare, some tumors in the reproductive organs can cause the body to start producing hcg. Only a blood test can measure the actual level of hcg that is in a woman's body which would allow doctors to know how far along the pregnancy is. So, they wouldn't be able to tell how far along she was, just that she was pregnant.
Jurassic World When you can't call your nephew on his cell phone, don't even bother trying to text him. Oh wait sorry I forgot, screenwriters hate simple solutions. (1) Comments
TERMINATOR GENISYS A young AI program will look a child. When it learns more, it will look like a teen and then an adult because the audience needs to know metaphorically that Skynet/Genisys is growing more and more. (3) Comments
Or by some foothold traps to prevent furry vermin from the native wildlife get a hold of some speeder bikes.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Sure took Joey long enough to discover his dream power. I dunno, if I'd been hanging by my hands and feet from a bedpole a hundred feet above a burning lake of fire, I'D have screamed. (2) Comments
Well, whaddyaknow, T-1000 was stupid enough to fall for it. How convenient.
Olympus Has Fallen The "Democratic" "People's" "Republic" of Korea is to be taken seriously! And they have the grass-fed, goose-stepping troops to prove it! They might even have cracked the incredible power of the Famicom(NES) in recent years! (2) Comments
Yes! Nuke the entire country and all her 25 million miserable population. After all, they're all sub-humans aren't they? You're so merciful... Just don't forget other non human countries like Iran. Russia, Syria and maybe China.
Fuck Kim Il-Sung and his degenerate offspring and legacy! Might be best to nuke the entire shit hole of a country. It would let those miserable human beings finally rest in peace.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace In Star Wars: A New Hope we are told that the Force is this magical energy force that binds the universe together. In Phantom Menace we learn that the force is just bacteria in our bloodstream. This has got to be the biggest plot reversal and let down of all time. (2) Comments
All the time I thought of the Force like some kind of psionic power - Telepathy, Psychokinesis and ESP - but no, it has to be lame organelles which sound like mitochondria for some even lamer reasons. G. Lucas must have spent some time in a waiting room reading medical magazines while waiting for his brain cancer treatment.