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Now You See Me
A magician is just a fancy con artist.
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    Posted, 2nd June 2013
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    Now You See Me
    Flashing lights and projectors are a magician's best friend.
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      Now You See Me
      Hypnotizing people to tackle anyone that says "freeze" should've been a big sign they were planning an escape.
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        Posted, 2nd June 2013
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        Now You See Me
        Jesse Eisenberg will apologize to the baggage compartment of a plane for hitting it.
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          Now You See Me
          Magicians spend a lot of money on distractions.
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            Posted, 2nd June 2013
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            Now You See Me
            Look closely at this distraction while the real trick is performed in the background.
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              Now You See Me
              The key to learning a magician's trick is to not listen to anything they say while doing said trick.
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                Now You See Me
                Magicians are sick sadists.
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                  Now You See Me
                  Only magicians that live in or around the same city are chosen for The Eye.
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                    Jack Reacher
                    After being in so many fights, you can predict exactly what will happen in them.
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                      Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                      Jack Reacher
                      People who talk too much increase their chances of being killed. A guy who does everything necessary in order to survive, no matter the costs, should know that.
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                        Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                        Jack Reacher
                        People should know by now that people are impatient and won't wait until you get back to confront the bad guy.
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                          Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                          Jack Reacher
                          The best way to win a fight against people with baseball bats, crow bars, or any long object people use to beat other people with is to jump into a bath tub.
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                            Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                            Jack Reacher
                            You shouldn't play with guns if you don't want to get hurt.
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                              Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                              Jack Reacher
                              Of course you can get by without having a car or even a license; just take the car of the last person you beat the crap out of.
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                                Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                                Jack Reacher
                                If you want help from the owner of a gun range, be a good shot.
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                                  Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                                  Jack Reacher
                                  Owners of gun ranges are always willing to take on a bunch of bad guys with you.
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                                    Posted, 3rd January 2013
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                                    Wreck-It Ralph
                                    Clutch pedals will never not be confusing to kids.
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                                      Posted, 25th November 2012
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                                      Wreck-It Ralph
                                      Mario is always late.
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                                        Posted, 25th November 2012
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                                        Wreck-It Ralph
                                        You can definitely get drunk on root beer.
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                                          Posted, 25th November 2012
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                                          Wreck-It Ralph
                                          It's good to be bad.
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                                            Posted, 25th November 2012
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                                            Wreck-It Ralph
                                            Sonic the Hedgehog is all about safety.
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                                              Posted, 19th November 2012
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                                              Wreck-It Ralph
                                              If an arcade game breaks, the owner of the arcade won't try to fix it or get someone to fix it. He will just put an "out of order" sign on the game and wait to see if said game fixes itself by the next day.
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                                              • 27th May 2013 by bigred3002
                                                Actually a guy did come to fix it the next day.
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                                              Posted, 19th November 2012
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                                              Wreck-It Ralph
                                              In a game where the point is to race candy race cars around a candy track, the developers felt it necessary to make candy trees where the branches with double bars disappear when touched.
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                                                Posted, 19th November 2012
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                                                Wreck-It Ralph
                                                If Fix-It Felix's magic hammer can fix anything, including his face when someone punches it, couldn't it have fixed Vanellope's glitch?
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                                                • 1st March 2013 by Movie Genius
                                                  Surely that's the type of thing that can't fix everything. I mean, just because it's a magic hammer it can suddenly fix everything? Maybe her glitch was more than just her physical appearance.
                                                • 29th December 2012 by agentdc7
                                                  I thought about that myself at one point.
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                                                Posted, 19th November 2012
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