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Amazing Spider-Man, The
Spider-Man's mask will give Jack super powers.
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    Amazing Spider-Man, The
    Of all the cars hanging over the bridge, only the one with a small child in it will burst into flames due to a gas leak.
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      Amazing Spider-Man, The
      Small knives are Peter Parker's ultimate weakness.
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        Amazing Spider-Man, The
        There are a lot of people in Manhatten with medium blonde hair that commit crimes.
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          Amazing Spider-Man, The
          Never honor a man's dying wish.
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            Bolt
            Hollywood takes script ideas from pigeons.
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              Bolt
              Food is the antidote.
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                Bolt
                If Bolt thinks it's all real, why wasn't he concerned when they never got on that all important flight leaving in ten minutes?
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                  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                  Some 50-year-old men can still perform slick moves with their axe.
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                    of course they can...they're not so old....but in this case...as he had loong time without any practice...looks so fantasious
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                  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                  If you're no good with guns, learn how to do slick action moves with an axe instead.
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                    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                    Right when Abe's mentor (who Abe doesn't know is a vampire) is feeding, the person who hates vampires the most will walk in on him. How ironic.
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                      Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                      It's ironic the friendly vampire will offer to turn Abe into a vampire right before he's assassinated.
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                        Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                        I guess since only impure people become vampires, black people must all be pure.
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                          Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                          Don't be suspicious of someone who can toss a vampire over a building.
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                            Ted
                            You will be promoted to manager if you eat potato salad off of your girlfriend's bottom behind the deli counter.
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                              Ted
                              There are some situations where it's ok to punch a kid.
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                                Ted
                                You shouldn't call 9-1-1 if someone just took your teddy bear.
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                                  Ted
                                  If you peek while counting during hide-and-seek, you'll get kid cancer.
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                                    Ted
                                    Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit. What is American coming to?
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                                      Ted
                                      "You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"
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                                        Ted
                                        Oh c'mon. Ted doesn't sound THAT much like Peter Griffin.
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                                          Ted
                                          You never should've trusted Ted; he's on drugs!
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                                            Ted
                                            Just from one gentlemen to another, I hope you get Lou Gehrig's Disease.
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                                              Ted
                                              This is art. Get it?
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                                                Ted
                                                "Thank you for creeping out my night, and may Christ be with you."
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