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If you have sex with a cashier on top of the produce you sell to consumers, you will be promoted.
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    Ted
    White trash names have a "-lynn" at the end of them.
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      Ted
      No, he's not just happy to see you. That IS a Flash Gordon ray gun.
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        Ted
        The guy said there ain't hardly been no murders in it, so that apartment is great!
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          Ladies don't mind if a teddy bear touches their boob.
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            If you talk shit to a future employer who's never had it talked to him, he will hire you.
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              Ted
              If a hot guy hits hits a woman accidentally, it won't hurt.
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                Ted
                Girls talk about Channing Tatum's index finger.
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                  Ted
                  Thunder is just God's farts.
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                    Ted
                    It's only cannibalism if you swallow.
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                      Ted
                      Where's Ted's ring, motherf***er?!!
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                        Ted
                        If a woman farts in her sleep, that's a dealbreaker.
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                          Sometimes, when you get f***ed up, you want someone to beat you up. You will even thank them afterwards.
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                            Ted
                            When you say, "It's not my fault," you don't expect a follow-up question.
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                            • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
                              "What do you mean?"
                            • 27th August 2012 by spookyfish
                              what was the follow up question? i remember it being a good comeback when someone says "it's not my fault" but can't remember what it was
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                            Ted
                            "Oh shit it's 9-11! I've gotta get high!"
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                              Teddy bears ride dogs instead of horses.
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                                No matter how big a splash you make in the world, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
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                                  Ted
                                  LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!!! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!!! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!!!
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                                    Ted
                                    Ted is just like the baby Jesus.
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                                      Nothing is as magical as a boy's wish...except an Apache helicopter.
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                                      • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
                                        Nothing is more POWERFUL than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
                                      • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
                                        Nothing is more POWERFUL than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
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                                      Ted
                                      The Jewish kids want to be beaten up.
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                                        Christmas is the one time of the year when Boston children get together to beat up the Jewish kids.
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                                          Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                                          If a vampire throws a horse at you, ride it.
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                                            Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                                            There are no black vampires.
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                                              Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
                                              Vampires can hide in paintings.
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