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Ed Wood
Glen or Glenda is the best movie ever
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    Posted, 11th July 2011
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    Batman
    Don't ever dance with the Devil in a pale moon light.
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      Posted, 11th July 2011
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      X-Men: First Class
      Go Fuck Yourself.
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        Posted, 11th July 2011
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        Requiem For A Dream
        Doctors can deny treating you because you are a junkie.
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          Posted, 29th September 2010
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          Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
          "Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"
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            Posted, 27th September 2010
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            Wrestler, The
            Go to your local grocery store deli area to see your favorite wrestlers of the 70s and 80s
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              Posted, 27th September 2010
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              Lovely Bones, The
              If you come back from the dead go to your high school crush instead of your family.
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                Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                Halloween (2007)
                Another horror movie that proves that if you have sex you WILL die.
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                  Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                  Devil's Rejects, The
                  Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.
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                    Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                    Brooklyn's Finest
                    She does not go to the jungle and clean up monkey crap.
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                      Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                      Boogeyman
                      Whoever can finish this movie is a damn hero.
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                        Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                        A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                        Your mouth says no but your body says yes.
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                          Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                          Vampires Suck
                          Vampires wear purity rings.
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                            Posted, 30th August 2010
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                            Training Day
                            You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.
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                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                              Training Day
                              Why is he my friend, because he knows my first name?
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                              • 29th August 2010 by AHA
                                That should be said to every facebook contact
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                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                              Dinner For Schmucks
                              When you want someone to stop attacking you, play dead, works every time.
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                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                Platoon
                                Don't forget to take the safety off.
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                                  Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                  Stay Alive
                                  Elizabeth Bathory loves killing..again.
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                                    Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                    Stay Alive
                                    Video games conquer a fear of fire.
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                                      Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                      Stay Alive
                                      Flowers act as shields.
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                                        Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                        Stay Alive
                                        Cops are dicks and deserve to die.
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                                          Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                          Stay Alive
                                          A real place suddenly changes because it happens in a video game.
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                                            Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                            Stay Alive
                                            Elizabeth Bathory is reincarnated in a video game.
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                                              Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                              Stay Alive
                                              Thats cheating bitch!
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                                                Posted, 8th August 2010
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                                                Stay Alive
                                                Vibrating controllers=death.
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                                                  Posted, 8th August 2010
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