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Prometheus
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
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    Posted, 22nd June 2012
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    Full Metal Jacket
    Being PT'd too much will make your asshole suck buttermilk.
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      Posted, 30th August 2010
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      Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
      Lando's not a system. He's a man.
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        Posted, 21st August 2010
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        Knocked Up
        After taking shrooms, your hand will taste like a rainbow.
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          Posted, 21st August 2010
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          Rush Hour 2
          Carter can't blend in, he's two feet taller than everybody in there.
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            Posted, 20th August 2010
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            Pineapple Express
            I thought hurricane season was over.
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              Posted, 20th August 2010
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              Live Free or Die Hard
              McClane is more of a Star Wars guy.
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                Posted, 20th August 2010
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                Reservoir Dogs
                If your name is Mr. Pink, you must be a faggot.
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                  Posted, 20th August 2010
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                  Reservoir Dogs
                  Just use the commode story.
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                    Posted, 20th August 2010
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                    Reservoir Dogs
                    Nice guy Eddie is kind of an asshole.
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                      Posted, 20th August 2010
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                      Reservoir Dogs
                      Don't pussy out on him now Marvin.
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                        Posted, 20th August 2010
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                        Reservoir Dogs
                        Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.
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                          Posted, 20th August 2010
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                          Reservoir Dogs
                          Waitresses make shit.
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                            Posted, 20th August 2010
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                            Reservoir Dogs
                            The Madonna song "Like a Virgin" is a metaphor for big dicks.
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                              Posted, 20th August 2010
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                              Reservoir Dogs
                              Alright, first thing's fucking last.
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                                Posted, 20th August 2010
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                                Fast and the Furious, The
                                On green go for it.
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                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                  Live and Let Die
                                  Secret Agent!? On whose side?
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                                    Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                    Sandlot, The
                                    FOR-E-VER!!
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                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                      Quantum of Solace
                                      Bond didn't sleep with this girl. Can't believe it!
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                                      • 13th February 2013 by bourbonphantom
                                        That doesn't explain Strawberry Fields.
                                      • 8th February 2013 by john2012
                                        Still getting over Vesper.
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                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                      Wild Wild West
                                      She's a breath of fresh ass.
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                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                        Robin Hood (2010)
                                        Well played.
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                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                          Waiting...
                                          Fuck you bitch!
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                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                            Inside Man
                                            Jodie Foster is a magnificent cunt.
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                                              Posted, 18th August 2010
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                                              Diamonds are Forever
                                              Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are gay.
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                                                Posted, 18th August 2010
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                                                Departed, The
                                                Fucking firefighters are a bunch of homos.
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                                                  Posted, 18th August 2010
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