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Purge, The
A teenager will put the needs of someone who he has never met, someone who could potentially be a killer, ahead of his family's safety.
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    Posted, 10th June 2013
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    Purge, The
    Why would a seemingly secure security system have spots that would allow hooks/chains to be attached and then yanked off by a truck?
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      Posted, 10th June 2013
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      Purge, The
      Version 2 of the security system should involve some form of weaponry outside, such as a turret.
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      • 20th June 2013 by afterooster
        you mean easily accessable steel doors don't cut it?
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      Posted, 10th June 2013
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      Purge, The
      You know that when a man says that he doesn't feel the need to kill anyone in a purge, he will have killed three/four people within the next twelve hours.
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        Posted, 10th June 2013
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        Purge, The
        The neighbourhood will get pissed off that they bought a security system, and then the salesman spends some of his money to improve his home.
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        • 20th June 2013 by afterooster
          "how dare you spend the money we gave you! MONEY IS FOR HOARDING!"
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        Posted, 10th June 2013
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        Purge, The
        It sucks to be the friend of an overly polite person.
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          Purge, The
          It would just be too obvious to tell the people outside during a purge that you can't find the target and need more time.
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            Posted, 10th June 2013
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            Purge, The
            Strangers are demanding that you find someone who is hiding in your house....but cut your power, making it ultimately more difficult to find the person.
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            • 21st July 2013 by The Miser of Sodom
              Especially when the person they are looking for is black, and due to the gravity of the situation, obviously he won't be smiling.
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            Posted, 10th June 2013
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            Exit Humanity
            The only natural thing to do with a zombie you've caught is tie it to a pole and then tease it by occassionally getting close to it.
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              Posted, 26th November 2012
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              Exit Humanity
              Some good guys are prepared to listen to what any bad guys have to say...with the exception of the doctor. Always shoot the doctor before asking any questions.
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                Posted, 26th November 2012
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                Exit Humanity
                It is possible to make a banjo sound creepy.
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                  Posted, 26th November 2012
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                  Exit Humanity
                  When screaming to purposefully gather zombies, you only start to realise that you've not left yourself an exit when you are surrounded.
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                    Posted, 26th November 2012
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                    Exit Humanity
                    Knowing that the main character will survive all the way through the film (due to his descendant reading his journal) takes the edge off a bit.
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                      Posted, 26th November 2012
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                      Exit Humanity
                      The bad guy won't get even slightly suspicious when you're running along and suddenly do a random jump whilst on seemingly flat ground.
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                        Posted, 26th November 2012
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                        Exit Humanity
                        One-man Russian roulette didn't quite work in the 1800s.
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                          Posted, 26th November 2012
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                          Exit Humanity
                          A cottage in the middle of the woods was refered to as a "keep" in the 1800s.
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                            Posted, 26th November 2012
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                            Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                            Even in an end of the world situation, two men taking a piss together is still not a comfortable situation.
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                              Posted, 26th November 2012
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                              Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                              Some ex-boyfriends deserve to be left in the middle of a riot.
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                                Posted, 26th November 2012
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                                Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                                When you're asleep in the middle of a park, people will just leave their dogs with you.
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                                  Posted, 26th November 2012
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                                  Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                                  If the end of the world does ever come, the cleaners will be the last people to find out.
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                                    Posted, 26th November 2012
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                                    Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                                    If a loud hoover, several shouts, etc, don't wake the girl on your sofa up, just play the harmonica.
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                                      Posted, 26th November 2012
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                                      Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                                      Overly happy people can be exceedingly annoying.
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                                        Posted, 26th November 2012
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                                        Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                                        Insurance salesmen won't let the end of the world prevent them from going into work.
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                                          Posted, 26th November 2012
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                                          Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
                                          Apparently a meteor that is "one week early" will still hit Earth. A week early to its collison point would mean that it would miss the Earth entirely as it is still several hundred thousand miles away from that point.
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                                            Posted, 26th November 2012
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                                            Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                                            Security guards won't shower despite how sweaty they get before putting their uniform on.
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                                              Posted, 27th January 2012
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