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I, Robot
Nobody ever thought about EMP?
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    Posted, 14th September 2010
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    I, Robot
    I Robot means your robot will try and kill you...
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      Posted, 14th September 2010
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      I, Robot
      Apparently the guy who 'basically invented robots' can't create any sort of other projectile weapon than "The man out of cannon" concept to destroy a simple reinforced window.
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        Posted, 14th September 2010
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        28 Days Later
        Zombies did what Hitler couldn't in 28 days.
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          Posted, 10th September 2010
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          28 Days Later
          S.A.S is supposed to be the most bad ass spec ops. Well where the fuck did they all go?
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            Posted, 10th September 2010
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            28 Days Later
            Shit, movies lied to me. Does fuckers run, and fast too!
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              Posted, 10th September 2010
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              28 Days Later
              After a zombie infestation, England will basically look the same as pre-masscre.
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                Posted, 10th September 2010
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                Blood Diamond
                When shot in Africa, you will at least die with an absolute magnificent view (Always look on the bright side of....urgh)
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                  Posted, 3rd September 2010
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                  Blood Diamond
                  Fingerprinting machines won't do good business in Africa. (long sleeves or short sleeves?)
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                    Posted, 3rd September 2010
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                    X-Men
                    It doesn't matter if you wear yellow spandex or not, iron claws remain kick ass.
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                    • 1st October 2013 by hustyx
                      (adamantium claws) :)
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                    Posted, 27th August 2010
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                    Jurassic Park
                    Objects/T-rexes in the Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
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                      Posted, 27th August 2010
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                      Blood Diamond
                      Leo probably got shot by one of Nicolas Cage's guns.
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                        Posted, 27th August 2010
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                        Lord of War
                        Nicolas probably sold the gun that shot Leo in Blood Diamond.
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                          Posted, 27th August 2010
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                          Lord of War
                          Yes....We can sell you an AC130. Just like the ones in Call of Duty, but we to will think you're a douche.
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                            Posted, 27th August 2010
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                            Lord of War
                            It pays to be the bad guy, it pays better selling to the bad guy. (often that would be the good guy)
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                              Posted, 27th August 2010
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                              Lord of War
                              You might evade The CIA, Escape from the clutches of ATF. But Interpol will seriously cramp your style. Don't run guns.
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                              • 14th September 2010 by Monkey Overlord
                                I remember I made 2 very similair. Who ever choose this one its alternative, good choice^^ I was hanging towards this one.
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                              Posted, 27th August 2010
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                              Lord of War
                              Finding an ancient lost treasure isn't enough to support a family these days, gotta run guns on the side to.
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                                Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                Lord of War
                                Selling weapons will make your wife walk naked through the apartment.
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                                  Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                  Lord of War
                                  Don't leave your plane unlocked in Central Africa.
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                                    Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                    Lord of War
                                    The French flag is just the Dutch flag turned to its side.
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                                      Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                      Lord of War
                                      If you want money your little brother can't snort? Then don't deal with Columbians.
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                                        Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                        Lord of War
                                        AK-47's sound like money
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                                          Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                          Lord of War
                                          Helicopter and missles sold seperatly.
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                                            Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                            Lord of War
                                            Removing all metal objects before stepping through the metal detector, means the bullet in your baby bro's leg to.
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                                              Posted, 26th August 2010
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                                              Lord of War
                                              From presidents to gun-runners, everybody was happy when Gorbatsjov threw in the towel.
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                                                Posted, 26th August 2010
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