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Green Hornet, The
When you corner a hornet, you get stung.
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Posted, 17th January 2011
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Green Hornet, The
Even though your car has been completely riddled with military grade weapons fire and chopped in half you will not be injured and the car will still do everything you need it to.
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    Posted, 17th January 2011
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    Green Hornet, The
    Doctors in the ER will never notice that a bullet wound isn't fresh.
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    • 2nd March 2011 by The Other You
      "and why is there a scabbed burn mark next to the wound...like a hot butter knife"
    • 7th February 2011 by Josh
      "shot 10 minutes ago?" "wow you heal like the wolverine, the wounds partially closed"
    • 4th February 2011 by vivant
      I was wondering too.. XD
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    Posted, 17th January 2011
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    Green Hornet, The
    Two guys wearing masks and hats riding around in downtown LA in broad daylight in a 1960s muscle car are totally inconspicuous.
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      Green Hornet, The
      If you are a narcotics kingpin your henchmen will utterly fail to detect that a rival drug lord coming to a meeting in your own office is carrying, unconcealed, an enormous handgun.
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      Posted, 17th January 2011
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      Top military personnel have no problems taking directions from condescending scientists.
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        Posted, 9th January 2011
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        All ants, no matter how big, can't resist a sugar bowl.
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          The biggest police force in the world can't control the panic from giant ants.
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            Posted, 9th January 2011
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            Entymologists are really boring.
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              Posted, 9th January 2011
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              Ants are useless with broken antennae.
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                Compound eyes aren't what they're cracked up to be. In fact they aren't even cracked.
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                  Ants make really stupid noises.
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                    Cyanide gas no longer affects humans through their exposed skin, like around the edge of their gas masks.
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                      Posted, 9th January 2011
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                      Piranha 3D
                      A great shot the director missed! This is kinda long so see the Comments, you'll love it!!
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                      • 2nd September 2010 by Doctor G
                        The scene where the piranha swims out of the girl's mouth, would have been over the top if we'd seen the piranha enter her just before that. The fish eats into her cooter, her belly, or right up her bung hole then explodes out her mouth. OMG, at each site a piranha eats and enters and then, man oh man, all at the same time 3 piranha burst out snapping and chewing from her mouth and both boobies. The scene in Alien is cinematic history. This is 3x, heck 10x, better. Ok another shot. A piranha bites a girl right on the boobie and we see the implant deflate. Hysterical! Especially if earlier in the movie we saw her jut out her pair and say real cattily "Oh yeah, well mine are real". Then we see her jumping and spazzing out with one great tit and one totally flat tit with a fish hanging from it.
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                      Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                      Piranha 3D
                      If you want to shoot a professional quality action video, say of a chick paragliding with her boobs hanging out, entrust the camera to some teenager with no apparent talent for anything.
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                        Posted, 30th August 2010
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                        Piranha 3D
                        When a species lives in a subterranean lake for 2 million years, where there is no light or minimal light, the eyes never evolve to be either huge or non-existent.
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                          Posted, 30th August 2010
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                          Piranha 3D
                          Divers' masks have lights inside them, just in case their face ever needs to be seen, say like by a movie audience.
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                            Posted, 30th August 2010
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                            Piranha 3D
                            Girls tend to break in two under a little stress, like a wire or being carried by arms and legs.
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                              Posted, 30th August 2010
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                              Piranha 3D
                              A small boat with a concerned mother in it can cover in 20 seconds the same distance a big cabin cruiser covers in about an hour.
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                                Posted, 30th August 2010
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                                Piranha 3D
                                If your life is in danger it will take you several minutes to swim about 30 feet to safety.
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                                  Posted, 30th August 2010
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                                  Piranha 3D
                                  When a human dies underwater it causes a bubbling, boiling effect at the surface, for a prolonged time, almost as if an air hose had died rather than a person.
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                                    Posted, 30th August 2010
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                                    Piranha 3D
                                    Decomposing corpses will pop up vertically out of fresh water for no apparent reason.
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                                      Posted, 30th August 2010
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                                      Piranha 3D
                                      If a boat is sinking it will float a little bit higher after a massive detonation of 2 propane tanks inside it.
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                                        Posted, 30th August 2010
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                                        Piranha 3D
                                        If you want to help rescue someone trapped on a sinking boat be sure to waste time traversing a rope to a different boat for no obvious reason.
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                                          Posted, 30th August 2010
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                                          Piranha 3D
                                          Having your hair bitten causes you to lose all strength in your legs and your grip, especially when doing so will lead to your certain death.
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                                            Posted, 30th August 2010
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