Green Hornet, The Even though your car has been completely riddled with military grade weapons fire and chopped in half you will not be injured and the car will still do everything you need it to. (0) Comments
Green Hornet, The If you are a narcotics kingpin your henchmen will utterly fail to detect that a rival drug lord coming to a meeting in your own office is carrying, unconcealed, an enormous handgun. (1) Comments
The scene where the piranha swims out of the girl's mouth, would have been over the top if we'd seen the piranha enter her just before that. The fish eats into her cooter, her belly, or right up her bung hole then explodes out her mouth. OMG, at each site a piranha eats and enters and then, man oh man, all at the same time 3 piranha burst out snapping and chewing from her mouth and both boobies. The scene in Alien is cinematic history. This is 3x, heck 10x, better. Ok another shot. A piranha bites a girl right on the boobie and we see the implant deflate. Hysterical! Especially if earlier in the movie we saw her jut out her pair and say real cattily "Oh yeah, well mine are real". Then we see her jumping and spazzing out with one great tit and one totally flat tit with a fish hanging from it.
Piranha 3D If you want to shoot a professional quality action video, say of a chick paragliding with her boobs hanging out, entrust the camera to some teenager with no apparent talent for anything. (0) Comments