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End of Watch
If your partner's down and the two of you are out in the open, do NOT attempt to get to cover. Just sit there, yelling "Where is everyone?"
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    Posted, 17th October 2012
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    End of Watch
    Criminals who make use of Los Angeles bungalows for their dirty deeds will often remove all the drywall from the ceiling, exposing the ceiling joists, as a strange form of interior decoration.
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      Posted, 17th October 2012
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      End of Watch
      If a person acts all sanctimonious and holier-than-thou to his coworkers, telling them on various occasions that that their employer will someday get them "up the a--", ironically THAT PERSON will be the one to end up with the gross, career-ending eye injury.
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        Posted, 17th October 2012
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        End of Watch
        Gangsters can't aim AK-47s very well.
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          Posted, 17th October 2012
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          End of Watch
          Cops are better firefighters than firefighters.
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            Posted, 17th October 2012
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            End of Watch
            Backup will always arrive a minute too late.
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              Posted, 17th October 2012
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              End of Watch
              Gangsters REALLY like to swear.
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                Posted, 17th October 2012
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                End of Watch
                Big Evil is called Big Evil because his evil is big.
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                  Posted, 17th October 2012
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                  Ides of March, The
                  Retired campaign managers go to work for consulting firms.
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                    Posted, 11th October 2011
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                    Ides of March, The
                    Cleaning lady is another term for slut.
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                      Posted, 11th October 2011
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                      Ides of March, The
                      As an intern, carrying coffee around might land you a night or two with one or two of your bosses.
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                        Posted, 11th October 2011
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                        Ides of March, The
                        Ida is Stephen's best friend
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                          Posted, 11th October 2011
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                          Ides of March, The
                          Paul Giamatti may have the brains but Philip Seymour Hoffman has the balls and the brains.
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                            Posted, 11th October 2011
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                            Ides of March, The
                            After a presidential candidate denies during a press conference that he had much contact with a recently deceased intern who was part of his political campaign, the police will conveniently ignore the fact that he made a call to her cell phone at 2:30 in the morning during the examination of her cell phone records while conducting the investigation into her death.
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                            • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
                              How do investigations deal with suicides anyway? They can't exactly convict or charge anyone because the person killed themselves. Is there some special way that they deal with suicides that is different to homicides?
                            • 8th November 2011 by Politico
                              Not entirely true. It was a suicide and they won't investigate it in the same manner as a homicide.
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                            Posted, 11th October 2011
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                            Ides of March, The
                            Right answer to, "Are you single?" when asked by your boss is, "I'm married to the campaign."
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                              Posted, 11th October 2011
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                              Ides of March, The
                              Elephants play in the mud.
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                                Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                Ides of March, The
                                You can start a war and bankrupt the country but you can't fuck the interns.
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                                  Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                  Ides of March, The
                                  Paul Giamatti did NOT have the Buffalo Wings.
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                                    Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                    Drive
                                    Nobody will notice if you're movie's tagline is exactly the same as the tagline for No Country for Old Men
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                                      Posted, 25th September 2011
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                                      Clay Morrow left his biker gang to join the Jewish Mob.
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                                        Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                        Drive
                                        Ryan Gosling loves staring.
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                                          Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                          Ryan Gosling is badass.
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                                            Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                            Blood soaked jackets go unnoticed in L.A.
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                                              Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                              Toothpicks make you look cooler.
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                                                Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                                When you're about to get killed and you're at the beach, might as well go for a swim.
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                                                  Posted, 18th September 2011
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