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Drive
It's totally normal to wear high heels to a Pawn Shop robbery.
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    Posted, 18th September 2011
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    Drive
    He's the bad guy cuz he's a shark. There are no good sharks.
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      Posted, 18th September 2011
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      Drive
      5 minutes is the standard wheelman allotment.
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        Posted, 18th September 2011
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        Drive
        Strippers won't care if their boss gets his hand smashed repeatedly with a hammer by a psycho in a vintage jacket.
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          Posted, 18th September 2011
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          Horrible Bosses
          Jamie Foxx's first name is Motherfucker.
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          • 27th November 2011 by Wujek Spenser
            Not Motherfucker, but MUTHAFUCKA!
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          Posted, 10th July 2011
          by AKenjiB
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          Horrible Bosses
          Don't shove toiletries up your anus. It has DNA.
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            Posted, 10th July 2011
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            Horrible Bosses
            Don't pee in a playground at night. You'll become a registered sex offender.
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              Posted, 10th July 2011
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              Horrible Bosses
              Don't call the police after witnessing a murder. Just drive away as quickly as possible. It won't seem suspicious.
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                Posted, 10th July 2011
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                Horrible Bosses
                Nobody can pronounce Gregory's real name.
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                  Posted, 10th July 2011
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                  Horrible Bosses
                  Colin Farrell is a tool.
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                    Posted, 10th July 2011
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                    Horrible Bosses
                    Jennifer Aniston is a maneater.
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                      Posted, 10th July 2011
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                      Horrible Bosses
                      Kevin Spacey is a psycho.
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                        Posted, 10th July 2011
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                        Horrible Bosses
                        You don't go into a bar and hand a guy $5000 just because he's black.
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                          Posted, 10th July 2011
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                          Horrible Bosses
                          You can get 10 years in prison for bootlegging Snow Falling on Cedars.
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                            Posted, 10th July 2011
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                            Horrible Bosses
                            Getting sexual advances from a horny Jennifer Aniston is a bad thing.
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                              Posted, 10th July 2011
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                              Horrible Bosses
                              Jamie Foxx can't be walking around with that Disney ass name.
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                                Posted, 10th July 2011
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                                American History X
                                A former skinhead can convince his teenage younger brother to stop being racist by telling him a rape story despite the kid being taught racism for the last 3 years by a Neo-Nazi fanatic.
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                                  Posted, 23rd June 2011
                                  by AKenjiB
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                                  American History X
                                  A skinhead will stop being racist after discovering that black people are funny.
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                                    Posted, 23rd June 2011
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                                    Limitless
                                    NO ONE is 50 steps ahead of Robert De Niro.
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                                      Posted, 20th March 2011
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                                      Battle: Los Angeles
                                      Harvey Dent is a better Marine than a district attorney and killer.
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                                        Posted, 11th March 2011
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                                        Battle: Los Angeles
                                        When an enemy is grouped together, you shouldn't use a grenade launcher on them.
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                                          Posted, 11th March 2011
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                                          Battle: Los Angeles
                                          A movie is really interesting if the marines have no personality and the aliens have no personality.
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                                            Posted, 11th March 2011
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                                            Battle: Los Angeles
                                            Aliens with tons of technology with the capability to travel to our planet from another galaxy will only have ballistic firearms for weapons.
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                                              Posted, 11th March 2011
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                                              Battle: Los Angeles
                                              It's very smart to hotwire a bus during an alien assault.
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                                                Posted, 11th March 2011
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                                                Battle: Los Angeles
                                                Michelle Rodriguez is the most badass woman ever.
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                                                • 29th February 2012 by mr cool
                                                  She didn't get that far off of her good looks you know lol
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                                                Posted, 11th March 2011
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