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Battle: Los Angeles
If you write a letter to your wife, you're probably gonna get killed.
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    Posted, 11th March 2011
    by AKenjiB
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    Battle: Los Angeles
    If you're a marine or have some other kind of dangerous job, everything will go wrong right before you retire.
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      Posted, 11th March 2011
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      Battle: Los Angeles
      A movie should never, ever under any circumstances, hold a goddamn camera still. Not even when 2 people are simply talking.
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      • 23rd October 2011 by agentdc7
        Yes, I hate shakey zoom in for no reason camera shots.
      • 12th March 2011 by kvn8907
        A well-deserved #1!
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      Posted, 11th March 2011
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      Adjustment Bureau, The
      You can't blame yourself for what happens to other people, but in this case Matt Damon can.
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        Posted, 6th March 2011
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        Adjustment Bureau, The
        Everybody wants to chase Matt Damon.
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          Posted, 6th March 2011
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          Adjustment Bureau, The
          You need to pay a consultant $7300 to find out the perfect amount of scuffing for your shoes.
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            Posted, 6th March 2011
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            Adjustment Bureau, The
            Matt Damon doesn't get to pick his own tie.
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              Adjustment Bureau, The
              Only black and blue ties are ok. Yellow ties make it seem like you're taking your situation too seriously, while silver ties mean that you have forgotten your roots.
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                Posted, 6th March 2011
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                Adjustment Bureau, The
                An old guy watching a naked couple after sex isn't always a perv.
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                  Posted, 6th March 2011
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                  Adjustment Bureau, The
                  Emily Blunt does not sound like a registered New York voter.
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                    Posted, 6th March 2011
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                    Adjustment Bureau, The
                    Hats have magical powers
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                      Posted, 6th March 2011
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                      Adjustment Bureau, The
                      Never trust anyone with a hat.
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                      Posted, 6th March 2011
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                      Bad Boys 2
                      If you need to infiltrate the KKK to arrest them for smuggling drugs, be sure to have 2 of your black cops go undercover as Klan members instead of any of your white cops.
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                        Posted, 25th February 2011
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                        Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                        After turning to the dark side, have the clone troopers kill the adult jedi. You can prove yourself as a powerful sith lord by taking on the difficult task of murdering children.
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                          Posted, 23rd February 2011
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                          Remember Me
                          A movie is automatically good if it randomly brings a real life tragedy into the plot.
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                            Posted, 22nd February 2011
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                            Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                            Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.
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                              Posted, 19th February 2011
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                              Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                              Nobody is White's boss. White created himself.
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                                Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                Patches ain't crazy and he ain't a guy.
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                                  Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                  Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                  When Opium addicted Chinamen played dodgeball, they threw severed heads at each other.
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                                    Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                    Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                    Nobody makes White bleed his own blood. NOBODY!
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                                      Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                      Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                      If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
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                                        Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                        Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                        If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
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                                          Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                          Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                          Both Globo gym and Average Joes have 1 black guy who end up facing off against each other in the championship.
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                                            Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                            Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                            There's irony in being crushed by a "Luck o' the Irish" sign.
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                                              Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                              Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                                              Thank you Chuck Norris.
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                                              • 24th February 2011 by IanM1986
                                                Thank you, Peter.
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                                              Posted, 19th February 2011
                                              by AKenjiB
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