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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Patches drinks his own urine, because it's sterile and he likes the taste.
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    Posted, 19th February 2011
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    Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
    Out of maybe 20 dodgeball teams, the 2 teams that will make it to the championship are the teams that are ultimate rivals.
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      Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
      Justin is about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.
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        Jumper
        If you have the ability to teleport and you need money, be sure to rob a lot of banks. No need to rob a mob boss or a spoiled rich asshole instead.
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          Posted, 11th February 2011
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          Devil
          To test out if the devil is near, the most logical thing to do is toss toast in the air. If it lands jelly side down, then it clearly must be the work of the devil.
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            Posted, 8th February 2011
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            Saw 3D
            Woah! woah! 4 apprentices? This whole time he's had 4 apprentices? Jesus christ
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              Resident Evil: Afterlife
              After stabbing the main heroine in the arm, be sure to slowly approach her rather than quickly killing her. What's the worst that could happen?
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                Posted, 6th February 2011
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                Resident Evil: Afterlife
                When a bad guy throws his glasses at you, be sure to focus on catching the glasses rather than killing the bad guy.
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                  Posted, 6th February 2011
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                  Little Fockers
                  Fockers? It sounds like fuckers. Get it? hahaha. So clever.
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                  • 28th February 2011 by Josh
                    god focker is sounds like godfather! pahahaha
                  • 4th February 2011 by HermanoBluth
                    You just summed up the entire movie in one learning. Spoiler tag next time!
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2011
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                  Star Trek
                  If a guy accidentally kills your family and planet and you are both then sent back in time to before that happens, it's much more logical to just kill his family and his planet rather than prevent the deaths of your family.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2011
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                    Jarhead
                    The guy with the glasses is always the nerd
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                      Posted, 23rd January 2011
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                      Lion King 1 1/2, The
                      The animals weren't actually bowing? Pumbaa just farted. Really? Ruining a memorable scene for a fart joke
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                        Posted, 23rd January 2011
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                        American History X
                        A black gang will give up there turf just because a skinhead gang beat them in a game of basketball.
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                          Posted, 19th January 2011
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                          Eight Legged Freaks
                          The police reinforcements won't come until after the danger is over.
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                            Posted, 14th January 2011
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                            Eight Legged Freaks
                            It's fairly easy to out-drive an explosion.
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                              Posted, 14th January 2011
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                              Eight Legged Freaks
                              The guy with a chainsaw also has a hockey mask.
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                                Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                Eight Legged Freaks
                                Animals are always screwed in films like this.
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                                  Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                  Eight Legged Freaks
                                  NEVER drink from a hose.
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                                    Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                    Eight Legged Freaks
                                    Giant spiders clearly must actually be space aliens.
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                                      Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                      Eight Legged Freaks
                                      The kid is gonna be the calmest person during a giant spider attack.
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                                        Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                        Eight Legged Freaks
                                        The deputy has a gun called the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle. Weird.
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                                          Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                          Eight Legged Freaks
                                          Bret is clearly not a cool guy. He watched the truck explode instead of turning around and walking away.
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                                          • 19th January 2011 by ryan corderman
                                            I guess he didn't have cool guy errands to run. lol
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                                          Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                          Eight Legged Freaks
                                          If cats, dogs, and ostriches disappear, call a fish company.
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                                            Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                            Eight Legged Freaks
                                            If your boyfriend wants to have sex with you, taze him in the balls and abandon him with a bunch of giant, hungry spiders.
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                                              Posted, 14th January 2011
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                                              Eight Legged Freaks
                                              The black guy is the crazy one.
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                                                Posted, 14th January 2011
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