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Eight Legged Freaks
No one ever believes the kid.
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    Posted, 14th January 2011
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    Eight Legged Freaks
    In a movie about Giant spiders, a different movie about giant spiders will appear in the background.
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    • 16th May 2012 by howler
      That was actually a 1954 movie called Them!. It was a movie about nuclear tests creating giant ants. Classic film and one of the first to feature big bugs as the antagonist.
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    Eight Legged Freaks
    A black man's vote still doesn't count in Florida.
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      Posted, 14th January 2011
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      Eight Legged Freaks
      It's ok for a young adolescent to be friends with a middle-aged man with a spider fetish.
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        Posted, 14th January 2011
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        Eight Legged Freaks
        If you see that your friend's house is filled with web and all of his spiders have escaped, walk in and investigate.
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          Posted, 14th January 2011
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          Eight Legged Freaks
          If you conclude that spiders have become 5X bigger, follow them into a dark cave.
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            Posted, 14th January 2011
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            You Again
            The main character is always a publicist in movies like this.
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              Posted, 23rd December 2010
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              Con Air
              Nicolas Cage will beat you up if you treat women like that
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                Posted, 10th December 2010
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                Saw 3D
                If a man is responsible for the near deaths of your wife and daughter, become his apprentice
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                  Posted, 8th December 2010
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                  Happening, The

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                    Posted, 22nd November 2010
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                    Vampires Suck
                    It's totally logical to spoof a movie that essentially already mocks itself
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                      Posted, 17th November 2010
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                      Dead Silence
                      You always need to wander around creepy locations at night and only night
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                        Posted, 10th November 2010
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                        Dead Silence
                        It's not at all odd if you are mailed a puppet with no name or return address
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                          Posted, 10th November 2010
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                          Dead Silence
                          It's really scary when a puppet does absolutely nothing.
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                            Posted, 10th November 2010
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                            Dead Silence
                            He was a puppet? The whole time? That makes perfect sense and is totally necessary for the story.
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                              Posted, 10th November 2010
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                              Dead Silence
                              Mark Wahlberg's brother has a compulsive shaving habit (which has no purpose to the story)
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                                Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                Dead Silence
                                When you're alone in your apartment and you hear a freaky noise then see that something is on your bed under your covers, don't think about leaving the house, or calling your boyfriend. Just walk up to the bed and see what's under the covers. Surely nothing will kill you.
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                                  Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                  Dead Silence
                                  Apparently a ghost removing your tongue is scary
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                                    Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                    Dead Silence
                                    A horror film in the 21st century that's not a remake or sequel? Woah!
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                                      Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                      Dead Silence
                                      If you've spent an entire movie not screaming because screaming gets you killed, be sure to scream for no reason at the end anyways.
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                                        Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                        Zombieland
                                        Bill's full name is Bill Fucking Murray
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                                          Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                          Matrix, The
                                          Stop trying to hit Morpheus and hit Morpheus
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                                            Posted, 10th November 2010
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                                            Die Another Day
                                            North Koreans colonels look part Caucasian and have American accents
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                                              Posted, 30th October 2010
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                                              Bad Boys 2
                                              THE DEVIL IS NOT WELCOME HEEEEEERE!!
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                                                Posted, 28th October 2010
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                                                Bad Boys 2
                                                Will Smith is the devil. Who's asking?
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                                                  Posted, 28th October 2010
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