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Airplane
Talking about loading zones is really code for asking someone to get an abortion.
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    Airplane
    Planes don't get lost because the flight crew are all on instruments.
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      Airplane
      The plane is sluggish, like a wet sponge.
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        Airplane
        He REALLY wants you to know they're all counting on you.
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          Airplane
          The plane looks like a big Tylenol.
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            Airplane
            Leon's getting larger.
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              Final Destination
              Death, when cheated, transforms into a blueish fluid that can move across the floor.
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                Karate Kid (2010), The
                Will Smith's son is not nearly as bad an actor as I thought he would be.
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                  Karate Kid (2010), The
                  Showing an impressionable young kid someone teasing a snake whilst standing on one foot on a tiny ledge over a huge drop will result in him winning a martial arts tournament with a broken leg. Simple.
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                    Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                    Jack Black going "tweetly dee" all the time sure gets old fast.
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                      Mean Girls
                      If an underweight girl doesn't have a pink t-shirt, she can borrow one from a guy 4 times her size. It will be a little baggy, but still ok to wear in front of a bunch of stereotypically bitchy teenage girls.
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                        Memento
                        That chick from the matrix is mean.
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                          Serenity
                          A "barn swallow" is not a sex act, but rather a flying maneuver.
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                            Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                            John Travolta can not walk very well in platforms.
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                              Brooklyn's Finest
                              Even if Richard Gere becomes an alcoholic, he will still be handsome and have perfect skin.
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                                2001: A Space Odyssey
                                HAL is sorry, but he just can't do that.
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                                  2001: A Space Odyssey
                                  Never teach your A.I. to lip read.
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                                    Reservoir Dogs
                                    Almost all criminals polled think not tipping is lame.
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                                      Oldboy
                                      If a secret is ruining your life, hire someone to help you lie to the only person you care about.
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                                        Rushmore
                                        "O. R. they?" Yes, yes they are.
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                                          Leon: The Profeessional
                                          It's ok to train a little girl to be an assassin because she will never actually kill anyone.
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                                            Children Of Men
                                            People will totally kill your ass if you are the youngest person alive.
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                                              From Dusk Till Dawn
                                              Stockholm syndrome is ok in an under aged girl as long as the object of her affections is George Clooney.
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                                                From Dusk Till Dawn
                                                Vampires consider trucker a delicacy. That's why they built a sleazy strip club on top of their ziggurat.
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                                                  Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
                                                  Only so many people can be in hell at any one time, just like an elevator.
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