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Oldboy
Hands just aren't that valuable to guys who keep secret prisons.
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    Slumdog Millionaire
    It's easy to find the girl you are looking for in India, especially if she has no ID, phone, address or paper trail. Seriously, there just aren't that many people there.
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      Slumdog Millionaire
      Beware a dude walking around a garbage dump with cold cokes.
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        Blair Witch Project, The
        Some times people throw away the only map that could keep them alive just to be kooky.
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          Blair Witch Project, The
          No matter what format people are using to make their documentary it will result in a big pile of reels of film.
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            Blade Runner
            You need a really cold room to build eye balls.
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              Blade Runner
              Violent killers are often really just the victims of existential angst about their relationship with their maker, their station in life and the impermanence of flesh.
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                Warriors, The
                CAAANN YOOOOUUUU DIIIIIIIIG IIIITTT?!?!?!
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                  Warriors, The
                  In the future, all gangs will be made up entirely of off-Broadway actors.
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                    Jurassic Park
                    Stopping to say "clever girl" is not a good survival strategy.
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                      Jurassic Park
                      The best way to handle priceless, delicate eggs is with a mechanized metal claw.
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                        Jurassic Park
                        A T-Rex has an odd gait: as long as it is out of sight it only places a foot on the ground every few seconds or so, thus making your jello wobble. I guess it holds the other one in the air in the mean time. They run like heck when visible, though.
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                          Beating a technologically superior advanced force is fine. It totally won't result in them coming back later with more guys.
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                            Pi
                            Although kids like it if you do math at them, you will really enjoy not doing math at them much more.
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                              Pi
                              Having a cathartic experience or total break down makes you bad at math.
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