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Splice
After being raped by your gender confused monster-child, it's perfectly natural to want to keep the inbred offspring that it will leave you with.
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    Posted, 29th October 2010
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    Hot Fuzz
    An explosion that levels an entire brick police station will leave everyone in the station alive.
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    • 25th August 2014 by Footballfan
      The guy trapped by the landmine died.
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    Posted, 22nd October 2010
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    When faced with half a dozen highly armed police officers, throw fruit at them.
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      Posted, 22nd October 2010
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      You can't be injured by multiple shotgun fire through a half-inch thick wooden table from four feet away, despite seeing multiple holes in the table.
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        Posted, 22nd October 2010
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        Never trust the very large henchman-looking fellow that can only speak the made up word "yarp"
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          Posted, 22nd October 2010
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          Repo Men
          Women tend to freak out and leave you when your partner guts someone in a taxi in front of her house.
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            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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            Repo Men
            A highly trained and experienced repo man will not notice when the wires on a piece of equipment that he uses daily have been switched. He also conveniently doesn't take any safety precautions (rubber gloves, anyone?) while using said equipment.
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            • 11th March 2012 by wraith808
              -1 People get sloppy like that with day to day routines.
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            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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            Repo Men
            A company that sells expensive artificial organs to the populace will give a woman dozens, despite knowing she will not be able to pay for any of them.
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            • 11th March 2012 by wraith808
              Perhaps at one point she was more viable? She wasn't always homeless...
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            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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            Swans cause mansion explosions.
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              Posted, 22nd October 2010
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              Farmers always carry mass amounts of weaponry. No exceptions.
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              • 24th February 2011 by howler
                don't forget their mums.
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              Posted, 22nd October 2010
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              Bartenders frequently allow underage teens to drink in their bars, as it keeps them from causing mischief elsewhere. Clearly, a dozen or two drunk teenagers walking home past midnight is no big deal.
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                Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                Apparently the biggest concern in a small English village is a man pretending to be a statue.
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                  Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                  Training Day
                  No matter where you are, or what you're doing, Russians can ALWAYS find you. No exceptions.
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                    Posted, 20th October 2010
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