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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Always remember the five D's of Dodgeball. Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and....Dodge.
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    Posted, 24th February 2011
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    Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
    Eight years of softball will turn you into an awesome dodgeball player.
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      Posted, 24th February 2011
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      Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
      Everyone at Globo Gym is better than you and they know it.
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        Posted, 24th February 2011
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        Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
        If a dodgeball player is dressed like a pirate, there will always be one teammate that never notices.
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          Posted, 24th February 2011
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          Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
          When he's not training for the Tour de France, Lance Armstrong loves watching obscure sports on ESPN 8: The Ocho.
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            Posted, 24th February 2011
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            Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
            Unless there are hot chicks in bikinis, car washes are not a good way to raise money.
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              Spaceballs
              Beaming is more trouble than it's worth.
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                Spaceballs
                Don't hire Assholes for any job.
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                  Spaceballs
                  When the only two lunch menu options are the soup or the special, always go with the soup.
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                    Spaceballs
                    1980s style music will eventually make a comeback.
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                      Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
                      Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife.
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                        Posted, 31st December 2010
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                        Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
                        The Old West is just like Frontierland. Except you can get shot there.
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                          Posted, 31st December 2010
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                          Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
                          Whatever Billy the Kid wins, he keeps. Whatever you win, Billy the Kid keeps.
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                            Posted, 31st December 2010
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                            Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
                            "How's it going, royal ugly dudes?" is not a good first greeting.
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                              Posted, 31st December 2010
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                              Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                              Counting to ten in Greek is a good way to calm down.
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                                Posted, 31st December 2010
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                                Billy Madison
                                Never throw your banana peel into the middle of the road. It can cause death.
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                                  Posted, 31st December 2010
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                                  Billy Madison
                                  Donkey Kong is the best videogame ever. If you don't agree with that, you suck.
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                                    Posted, 31st December 2010
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                                    Billy Madison
                                    When reviewing practice questions for an important test, ask your girlfriend to take off an article of clothing as a reward for each right answer. You'll never flunk again. It also works with the bus driver.
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                                      Posted, 31st December 2010
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                                      Billy Madison
                                      There is nothing more hilarious than leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on your neighbor's porch.
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                                        Posted, 31st December 2010
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                                        Trick 'r Treat
                                        It's wise to inspect your Halloween candy for poison before indulging in it.
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                                          Posted, 31st December 2010
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                                          Elf
                                          VCRs are not a good place to store cookies.
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                                            Posted, 25th November 2010
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                                            Rocky
                                            If you can't sing or dance, boxing is the only alternative left for you.
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                                              Posted, 9th November 2010
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                                              Pirates of The Caribbean: Black Pearl
                                              Pirate scoundrels are more likely to find romance than clean-cut blacksmiths.
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                                                Posted, 9th November 2010
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                                                Pirates of The Caribbean: Black Pearl
                                                Before making decisions, it's wise to properly differentiate guidelines from actual rules.
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                                                • 14th August 2011 by Alaurien
                                                  Captain Teague...surely wont like that :/
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                                                Posted, 9th November 2010
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                                                Pirates of The Caribbean: Black Pearl
                                                Not all treasure is silver and gold.
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                                                  Posted, 9th November 2010
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