The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Our Member, Thalidomide Squid

Thalidomide Squid has learned 212 things!
Thalidomide Squid has started 1 list
Thalidomide Squid has left 26 comments
Thalidomide Squid has 1 favorite learning

Learnings / Comments / @Comments / Favorites

Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011), The
Don't expect the American remake of an already great movie to not suck.
(2) Comments
  • 1st February 2012 by AshBlaze
    Ditto.
  • 1st February 2012 by bourbonphantom
    As an American I would like to apologize for our film industry's incessant need to capitalize on the lazy and illiterate.
Please login to start commenting.
Posted, 1st February 2012
by Thalidomide Squid
2
Paul
Aliens only eat dead birds ;)
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 13th August 2011
    by Thalidomide Squid
    1
    Limitless
    Becoming a genius means stupidly thinking Carl won't be angry enough to just have you eliminated.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 25th May 2011
      by Thalidomide Squid
      0
      Limitless
      Eddie off the drug is still 50 steps ahead of Carl on the drug.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 25th May 2011
        by Thalidomide Squid
        0
        Limitless
        For a company that makes the 'genius drug', they sure are idiots.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 25th May 2011
          by Thalidomide Squid
          7
          Limitless
          Even though you have never read a law book in your life, if you recognize a law book's title you'll suddenly become a law genius.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 25th May 2011
            by Thalidomide Squid
            0
            Limitless
            8 million dollar 'fortresses' are pretty easy to get into.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 25th May 2011
              by Thalidomide Squid
              3
              Limitless
              It never occurred to the makers of the drug to create their own Presidential candidate.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 25th May 2011
                by Thalidomide Squid
                0
                Adjustment Bureau, The
                Instead of simply freezing David in his office for a few minutes it's better to devise an elaborate coffee spilling operation.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 4th May 2011
                  by Thalidomide Squid
                  0
                  Adjustment Bureau, The
                  The Adjustment Bureau still needs cool tech to "adjust" minds.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 4th May 2011
                    by Thalidomide Squid
                    0
                    Adjustment Bureau, The
                    Dozens of revised Plans proves that The Chairman is pretty lame.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 4th May 2011
                      by Thalidomide Squid
                      0
                      Paul
                      Sometimes you have to roll the dice.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 11th April 2011
                        by Thalidomide Squid
                        0
                        Paul
                        Saving humans from shotgun blasts is very dangerous.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 11th April 2011
                          by Thalidomide Squid
                          0
                          Paul
                          Aliens and humans with actual functioning brains realize religion is just primitive ignorance.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 11th April 2011
                            by Thalidomide Squid
                            1
                            Paul
                            It's always good to sanitize your space-ship steps after using them to crush psychotic secret agents.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 11th April 2011
                              by Thalidomide Squid
                              0
                              Paul
                              Don't call aliens Mork.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 11th April 2011
                                by Thalidomide Squid
                                1
                                Paul
                                After extracting all technical knowledge from aliens, they are then used to write TV shows.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 11th April 2011
                                  by Thalidomide Squid
                                  2
                                  Paul
                                  Taking off your eyepatch will make you unrecognizable to secret agents.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 11th April 2011
                                    by Thalidomide Squid
                                    1
                                    Paul
                                    You don't need teeth in outer space.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 11th April 2011
                                      by Thalidomide Squid
                                      1
                                      Paul
                                      Alien space ship doors close very slowly.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 11th April 2011
                                        by Thalidomide Squid
                                        2
                                        Paul
                                        Alien's don't need shirts..... mostly because they are too complicated to render ;)
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 11th April 2011
                                          by Thalidomide Squid
                                          1
                                          Paul
                                          Alien's don't want you to touch their junk.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 11th April 2011
                                            by Thalidomide Squid
                                            1
                                            Paul
                                            Seeing an Alien's junk could make you crash your RV.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 11th April 2011
                                              by Thalidomide Squid
                                              1
                                              Paul
                                              Paul can't eat Graeme after saving him....... but he'd clearly like to ;)
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                by Thalidomide Squid
                                                0
                                                Caddyshack
                                                Labrador is best when cannon-balled.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
                                                  0

                                                  Recently Added

                                                  You Like?

                                                  Facebook Friends

                                                  © 2010 - 2017 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.