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Alien
Ripley's the only woman who looks sexier as she gets sweatier.
(3) Comments
Wizard of Oz, The
Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
(1) Comments
Machete
Chicks can hide cell phones in their vagina.
(2) Comments
  • 6th December 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    If she pulls out an iPad, be afraid, very afraid.
  • 3rd December 2010 by AHA
    I wonder if that still works with those huge smart phones?
Up
If a dog has just met you, he will love you.
(2) Comments
  • 20th January 2011 by howler
    And his name is Doug.
  • 29th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    Especially if he's isolated with dogs who hate him.
Zombieland
It's hard to be upset about your death when in hindsight the prank leading up to it was very poorly thought out.
(2) Comments
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    It just proves Bill Murray is nothing without his writers.
  • 18th February 2010 by UsernameTed
    There's a lesson here...
Zombieland
When your other options are your sister or a crazy guy driven by twinkies, it's really easy to want to hit that.
(3) Comments
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    LOL
  • 10th March 2010 by Anon
    Sure it does. Also, you spelt grammatical wrong. Not trying to be petty, though.
  • 1st March 2010 by kvn8907
    This doesn't even make gramatical sense!
District 9

(2) Comments
Hangover, The
Getting a tattoo on your face may seem like a good idea when you're drunk.. but it's not!
(1) Comments
Hangover, The
If you and your groomsmen are late to a wedding, passing a tuxedo company van on the freeway who happens to have tuxes fitted for you can be a plus.
(2) Comments
  • 19th April 2013 by randy
    Damn, I accidently voted it up. You should know that your learning is bad and you should feel bad.
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    They called the tux company.
Hangover, The
The holocaust gave out rings!
(2) Comments
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    Uh oh , it's the self-appointed post police.
  • 5th June 2010 by Mariabfoxy
    One awful post after another for TiffYG2133.
Law Abiding Citizen
No matter how right the character might be in wanting revenge, the main star that sold him down the river and left the murders and rape of his wife unpunished will be the good, righteous guy and will win in the end.
(2) Comments
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    Be careful who you sell down the river, you might become indirectly responsible for lots of innocent deaths ;)
  • 29th October 2010 by AKenjiB
    Well to be honest, he killed a lot of people who had done nothing wrong and I think it shows that revenge is never the right solution. I get what you're saying about Jamie Foxx's character, but I'd like to think that he learned from his mistakes.
Inception
Cynic showed his insecurity with his overly angry response and Ryan just missed it altogether ;)
(4) Comments
  • 28th November 2010 by ryan corderman
    Oh ok lol thanks man.
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    BTW your posts are great Ryan!
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    Yes, apologies if I sounded harsh, but I thought rewarding Cynic's angry response missed something. ;)
  • 26th November 2010 by ryan corderman
    Missed what? You are talking about me right?
Back to the Future Part III
Doc cannot remember that he dressed up Marty in a pink shirt to go back to 1885.
(1) Comments
War of the Worlds (2005)
Nothing halts a bowel movement like a river of death.
(2) Comments
Road, The
Finger banging in church is totaly acceptable.
(2) Comments
Back to the Future Part III
If Doc Brown can build a time machine from scratch in 1885, why the heck did he originally need plutonium to power the DeLorean?
(2) Comments
  • 27th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    He had Clara's help this time.
  • 24th March 2010 by agentdc7
    Well I'm sure he perfected his craft over those years.
Hot Tub Time Machine
Don't trust Rod Corddry, he's just going to push you in the water.
(1) Comments
A History of Violence
Bullies will file lawsuits when they get their asses kicked by kids they make fun of.
(1) Comments
Trading Places
A piece of ham is not a gun.
(1) Comments
Signs
An Alien-Attack is all it takes to make a rouge priest believe in god again.
(1) Comments
Predators
The Asian dude, with no real purpose in the entire movie, just has to take his shirt off before killing the predator in a wheat field.
(2) Comments
  • 26th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    THAT was his purpose ;)
  • 28th September 2010 by Goose
    I dunno. He has just as much a purpose as anyone else in the movie.
Inception
Even when you start out in someone else's dream (not Cobb's), if you get to Limbo it's still a beach.
(5) Comments
  • 26th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    So if two people go to limbo, it always takes the shape of who was there first. These are the rules. LOL
  • 2nd November 2010 by Anon
    While your comment explains nothing, Cynic, MusicManD at least mentioned Limbo was a shared space (which all of the dreams were shared spaces anyway, at least the ones the Extraction team created). I was thinking Limbo was a different place for every person (which technically it really is, with Saito adding his Japanese-themed building), like if they went into a coma, this is where they would go. I don't know why you felt you had to bitch slap me with your comment but you would do well not to just assume things about people you've never even met. This site is for fun, and if you assumed I was bad mouthing the movie you would be mistaken. This is now one of my favorite films, if not my favorite. By the way, I wouldn't be the editor if I didn't understand English. A lot of learnings on this site wouldn't have the same effect if I hadn't edited them for spelling and grammar, like I just did to your comment. You're welcome.
  • 12th August 2010 by MusicManD
    Exactly. While I'm not sure why Limbo is a shared space, that is what they said in the film.
  • 7th August 2010 by ryan corderman
    Cynic FTW!!!
  • 7th August 2010 by Cynic
    Well that is because Cobb is the only one among them who had ever been in Limbo which results in it being what he had left behind.....Either you don't understand English or are too busy looking for faults to understand what was said...
Inception
It's easier to plant an idea in someone's head while they are dreaming so you can go back to America to see your children then simply having Michael Caine put them on a plane to live with you in France.
(2) Comments
  • 21st June 2011 by RoC77
    HA! You beat me to it, this is so true!
  • 26th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    LOL! Now THAT one's FTW
Machete
Steven Segal is the man.
(1) Comments
  • 26th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    Except when he kills hot naked chicks. Then he's just lame as hell.
Machete
Danny Trejo is awesome.
(1) Comments
  • 26th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    Except when he's on an alien planet with Predators.

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