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American Beauty
Pot dealers always have friends in NYC.
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    American Beauty
    When your husband is a militaristic closeted homosexual and your son is a drug dealer, the best course of action is... complete mental shutdown.
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      American Beauty
      If your Dad collects guns and Nazi plates, moving out is probably a good idea.
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        American Beauty
        Hot, horny cheerleaders are always inexperienced virgins.
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          Mask, The
          She loves him for who he is, not because he's The Mask. No really :D
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            Skyline
            If you hit an alien squid with your SUV, it will need a new brain.
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              Battle: Los Angeles
              When coming for Earth's water it's best to plant yourself close to huge cities where humans can mount a good defense.
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                Battle: Los Angeles
                The aliens can see our water from millions of miles away but can't seem to locate our air force bases, power stations or communication hubs.
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                  Battle: Los Angeles
                  Firefights always pause for a minute when you hit their command and control center with a rocket.
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                    Battle: Los Angeles
                    For aliens with the incredible ability to travel the vast distances of space and create amazing weaponry, they're actually kind of pussies.
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                      Battle: Los Angeles
                      Never tell a dying father you'll take care of his kid, it's better to just walk away.
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                        Battle: Los Angeles
                        When confronted with Aliens, humans always get off the first shots.
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                          Battle: Los Angeles
                          I guess Europa's water was too easy to get and the aliens decided to fight for ours instead.
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                            Battle: Los Angeles
                            Invading aliens never think to knock out our power or communication hubs.
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                              Battle: Los Angeles
                              They've come for our water but decided not to just go to the middle of the ocean and begin sucking up the water, because they wanted to waste their resources fighting us on the ground.
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                                Sanctum
                                You can watch an entire movie about being in a scary cave and never once feel like you're in a scary cave.
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                                  Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                  Sanctum
                                  Tanks can get into really remote jungles.
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                                    Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                    Sanctum
                                    Tank drivers are not smart enough to use fuel to start fires to attract attention or keep warm.
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                                      Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                      Sanctum
                                      Never help injured friends to relatively save areas and let them take their chances on whether the water will rise and drown them, it's better to drown them now to save them from the agony of drowning.
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                                        Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                        Sanctum
                                        Never wear a recently dead person's wetsuit even if you are a mile under ground and are about to swim to who-knows-where in freezing water. Cuz that would be icky.
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                                          Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                          Sanctum
                                          Not much happens to you if you are on the leaders 'shitlist'.
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                                            Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                            Sanctum
                                            There's nothing like a storm to motivate your expedition leader to finish off his expedition and most of his crew.
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                                              Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                              Sanctum
                                              Flashlight batteries will always last until just before you reach the end of a huge cave.
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                                                Posted, 1st March 2011
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                                                Sanctum
                                                Australian actors overact.......a lot.
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                                                  Sanctum
                                                  Having every character die off one-by-one based on their importance has never been done and is not predicable at all. (cough)
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                                                  • 17th March 2011 by AKenjiB
                                                    Exactly my thoughts. god this movie was annoying.
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                                                  Posted, 1st March 2011
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