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James Cameron loves to inject pathetically lame dialog into his movies.
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  • 17th February 2014 by agentdc7
    He was executive producer. He did not write or direct it.
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Posted, 1st March 2011
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Sanctum
It's always a good idea to set up your forward base just past a small opening with a precarious boulder ready to close it off.
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    Posted, 1st March 2011
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    Sanctum
    Moving 'forward base' forward to the huge cavern they just discovered was out of the question since clearly that gigantic cavern was gonna fill up with water too ;)
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      Posted, 1st March 2011
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      Sanctum
      Killer typhoons move on so quickly that you can take your kids to the beach the next day.
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        Posted, 1st March 2011
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        Megamind
        Super heroes created from DNA aren't very good at witty banter.
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          Posted, 29th January 2011
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          Megamind
          Laser Vision takes a few moments to warm up.
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            Posted, 29th January 2011
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            Megamind
            Fantastic fish can never remember where secret entrances are.
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              Posted, 29th January 2011
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              Megamind
              Beware of Arachnid Deathicus.
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                Posted, 29th January 2011
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                Megamind
                Buildings always wait until the perfect moment to begin falling.
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                  Posted, 29th January 2011
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                  Megamind
                  Brain bots love their 'Daddy'.
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                    Posted, 29th January 2011
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                    Megamind
                    Giant blue heads are impossible to scuff or damage in any way.
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                      Posted, 29th January 2011
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                      Unstoppable
                      Always line the tracks with bystanders and cops when attempting to derail a huge speeding train.
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                        Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                        Resident Evil: Afterlife
                        The T virus has an uncanny way of repairing leather clothing and makeup.
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                          Posted, 1st December 2010
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                          Resident Evil: Afterlife
                          That was definitely not the prison shower scene I was hoping for with those two.
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                            Posted, 1st December 2010
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                            Resident Evil: Afterlife
                            You can be stranded in Alaska, dirty as an animal but a few hours in the back of a plane is all it takes to get perfect makeup and hair.
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                              Posted, 1st December 2010
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                              Resident Evil: Afterlife
                              I wonder who had torch duty in the prison, they were everywhere and all burning perfectly.
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                                Posted, 1st December 2010
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                                Resident Evil: Afterlife
                                You can be trapped and watching a 'safe' ship in the distance BUT nobody ever has seen a human being walking on said ship. No red flags there.
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                                  Posted, 1st December 2010
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                                  Resident Evil: Afterlife
                                  This is probably the most pointless and lame edition of these movies, even by zombie movie standards. And that's saying something.
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                                    Posted, 1st December 2010
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                                    2012
                                    Christians love apocalypse movies.
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                                      Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                      Land of the Lost
                                      Prehistoric walnuts are huge.
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                                        Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                        District 9
                                        Always hide your precious alien fluid in a lunch box and not behind one of the hundreds of motherboards covering your walls.
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                                          Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                          District 9
                                          After Christopher returns and turns Wikus back into a human, Wikus will be the last human alive because Chris is comin to kick some arse.
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                                            Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                            District 9
                                            The only way to move beyond your alien bigotry is to become one yourself.
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                                              Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                              District 9
                                              Christopher the alien is impossible to hit with a bullet.
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                                                Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                                District 9
                                                Two million super human aliens and none of them decided they'd had enough of the concentration camp conditions and murder to threaten to use the hundreds of weapons to protect themselves.
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                                                  Posted, 28th November 2010
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