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District 9
It took twenty years to collect that amount of alien fluid drop by drop but they still had enough after Wikus sprayed himself.
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    District 9
    All aliens are male?
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      District 9
      Apparently no aliens ever went on an alien weapon rampage.
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        District 9
        When firing back magnetically collected bullets, they will only hit those who fired them and not Wikus who was right in the line of fire.
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          District 9
          Alien prawns like it doggy style standing up.
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            Heaven always makes for the lamest endings.
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              Boy in the Striped Pajamas, The
              How many American Indians were murdered again? Just sayin ;)
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                Capitalism: A Love Story
                American Capitalism = socialize the risk, privatize the profit.
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                  Ghost Town
                  Indian dentists are better than British dentists.
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                    Ghost Town
                    Even adulterers get to go to heaven despite what those silly tablets say.
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                      Ghost Town
                      Riding motorcycles in NYC is safe as long as you wear a helmet.
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                        Ghost Town
                        Widows never look under their car seats.
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                          Ghost Town
                          Lonely British dentists are often fucking pricks.
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                            Ghost Town
                            Egyptians always put the members of well hung royalty in separate containers.
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                              Back to the Future
                              Libyan terrorists always dress like Libyan terrorists when visiting America.
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                                Back to the Future
                                If you kiss your son it will feel like you're kissing your brother.
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                                  cuz it's all in the family
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                                Back to the Future
                                A time travel trilogy will thoroughly confuse people visiting this website so much that they will continue to post learnings on the wrong movie even when it's pointed out to them over and over.
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                                  Men In Black
                                  All aliens explode like bags of sticky goo when shot.
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                                    Men In Black
                                    Being discovered by border control officers causes aliens to attempt suicide attacks.
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                                      Men In Black
                                      Only push the red button in tunnels.
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                                        Men In Black
                                        Marbles is the ultimate universal game. It never gets boring.
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                                          Men In Black
                                          The same gun that will take down a huge spacecraft can be shot directly behind two men sitting on grass without any collateral damage.
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                                            Men In Black
                                            Even though a giant alien bug can simply use it's tail stinger to instantly kill you, he'd rather just knock you around a bit to give you more chances to find a way to kill him.
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                                              Men In Black
                                              Giant alien bugs never use their giant sharp teeth when eating FBI agents.
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                                                Blues Brothers, The
                                                Country bumpkins love Rawhide.
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