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Blues Brothers, The
English chicks in convertibles are gullible, horny and don't know the value of U.S. currency.
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    Blues Brothers, The
    Never meet a mob boss in a sauna without your band.
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      Blues Brothers, The
      If you slam on the breaks while going backwards, your car will do a flip in midair.
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        and land on it's wheels facing the reverse direction.
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      Blues Brothers, The
      Nuns don't walk, they hover.
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        Monty Python and the Holy Grail
        The French will fart in your general direction.
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          Monty Python and the Holy Grail
          Keep your junk away from Black Knights without arms or legs.
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            Matrix, The
            If you take both pills, all you get is purple.
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              Gran Torino
              Old racist guys are actually softies who will sacrifice their lives for you if they like your Mom's cooking.
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                Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                Slave children will become selfish evil killers if you don't promote them to the council when they want to be promoted.
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                  ...and grant them the rank of Master.
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                Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                The Jedi are clearly evil, especially when they refuse to kill children.
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                  Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                  Betraying your closest friends and murdering small children will NOT give you the power to save your wife from death, doh!
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                    Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                    After having your legs amputated, you can't use the force to move yourself away from a river of lava.
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                      Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                      You can't throw globs of lava using the force.
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                        Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                        Jedi clothing is extremely heat and fire resistant.
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                          Social Network, The
                          Mark Zuckerberg tried hard to be an asshole and thoroughly succeeded.
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                            Back to the Future Part III
                            Wake Up juice is powerful stuff, but has a delayed effect.
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                              Back to the Future Part III
                              Freight trains never stop after running over DeLoreans.
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                                28 Days Later
                                One drop of zombie blood in your eye will infect you but nobody thinks to wear protective goggles.
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                                  Book Of Eli, The
                                  God had to intervene to help Eli because he was afraid humanity might not find a Buybull to help future idiots justify another apocalypse.
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                                    Armageddon
                                    If you blow up a huge meteor with a nuclear bomb, you'd just end up with a string of meteors hitting the earth but now they'd be highly radioactive.
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                                      Groundhog Day
                                      It takes a supernatural-time bending event to turn narcissist assholes into good guys.
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                                        Kill Bill Volume 2
                                        If you're in a hurry for revenge, don't steal a car, just take a long barefoot walk in the desert without food or water.
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                                          Kill Bill Volume 2
                                          Fish heads are unhealthy.
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                                            Kill Bill Volume 2
                                            Pedicures involving eye-jam cost extra.
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                                              Kill Bill Volume 2
                                              Beatrice Kiddo can snatch out your eye before you can blink.
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