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No one wants to ask Sherman about his wiener.
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    Posted, 7th October 2011
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    Matters can be settled with a battle royale.
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      Posted, 12th September 2011
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      If you think you're going to prison, learn how to carve soap into a shiv.
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        Posted, 12th September 2011
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        'Watch the tip.'
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          Posted, 12th September 2011
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          There's a class for learning how to blow s--- up with your mind.
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            Posted, 12th September 2011
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            If you're a guy, don't scream like a girl in front of your friends. It's embarrassing.
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              Posted, 12th September 2011
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              Before entering an abandoned building, make sure you have hobo stab insurance.
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                'Acceptance is just one click away.'
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                  Founding a college is easy.
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                    Posted, 12th September 2011
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                    Blades of Glory
                    Jimmy is Little Orphan Awesome.
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                      Posted, 12th September 2011
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                      Chazz is an ice devouring sex tornado.
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                        Banned for life is a long time.
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                          Posted, 4th September 2011
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                          Talladega Nights
                          Cougars inspire confidence.
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                            Posted, 4th September 2011
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                            The best song for two men to figure skate to is, "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing."
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                              Posted, 4th September 2011
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                              'Mind-bottling, isn't it?'
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                                Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                Night is a very dark time for Chazz.
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                                  It's dark for everyone, moron.
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                                Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                Telling someone you will get inside his face won't intimidate him.
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                                  Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                  A man who's too close to his twin sister will call other people freaks.
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                                    Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                    Jenga is a family game.
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                                      Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                      Don't get in bed with your best friend's girlfriend, unless its a posturepedic.
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                                        Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                        Andy Richter is a mountie.
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                                          Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                          Snowflake knows who shot him with an arrow.
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                                            Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                            Rich men un-adopt their adult children.
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                                              Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                              Katie is not a whore.
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                                                Jimmy still looks like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd September 2011
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