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Orgazmo
Jesus Christ! Where?!?!
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    Posted, 20th March 2011
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    Clerks
    If you agree with a clerk behind the counter on the personal politics of Star Wars, explaining that a roofer listens to his heart and not his wallet, it's okay to walk out without paying for your coffee!!!
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      Posted, 12th January 2011
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      Star Trek Generations
      Grim situations sound like fun!
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        Posted, 12th January 2011
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        Encino Man
        If you jump off the roof of the school, you get the front cover of the yearbook.
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          Posted, 7th January 2011
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          Clerks
          There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others.
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            Posted, 7th January 2011
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            Clerks
            Randall believes in the philosophy of a ruling class, since he rules!!!
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              Posted, 7th January 2011
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              Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
              Wars not make one great.
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                Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                Masters of the Universe
                When the background music in a movie gets annoying, shoot the speaker.
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                  Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
                  When you drink Ooze, you turn into Kevin Nash with lots of armor.
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                    Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                    Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie
                    Angel Grove, California looks an awful lot like Sydney, Australia.
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                      Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                      Sex Drive
                      Seth Green will do anything for money.
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                        Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                        Goonies, The
                        All the cool guys wear shorts over their sweat pants.
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                          Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                          Killer Klowns From Outer Space
                          Don't ask a Klown if he's gonna knock your block off.
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                            Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                            Office Space
                            Just because someone's name is Michael Bolton, it doesn't mean that they are related to that singer guy.
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                              Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                              EuroTrip
                              Gotta love that exchange rate.
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                                Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                Rocky 3
                                Rocky's mother hits harder than Clubber Lang.
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                                  Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                  Mortal Kombat
                                  While in Outworld, if you scream, jump, and bicycle kick, you will fly through the air and kill Reptile.
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                                    Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
                                    I learned why Christopher Lambert didn't reprise his role. He read the script.
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                                      Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                      Die Hard
                                      Yippie Kai Yay!
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                                        Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                        Stripes
                                        Basic Training is a good weight loss program. It's 6-8 weeks and it's free.
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                                          Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                          Highlander: Endgame
                                          Edge can lose his Edge.
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                                            Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                            Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
                                            Normal View!
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                                              Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                              Halloween 2 (2009)
                                              If you want to revamp and destroy a movie franchise, hire Rob Zombie to direct.
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                                                Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                                Jackass: The Movie
                                                Always bring your rented car back with a full tank of gas.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                                  From Dusk Till Dawn
                                                  Vampires come from Mayan or Incan pyramids.
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                                                    Posted, 2nd January 2011
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