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Silver Linings Playbook
Even though people keep saying you lost weight, you will still weigh the same in the flashback before you went into the mental institution
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    Posted, 17th February 2013
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    Dark Shadows
    Alice Cooper plays a modern day version of himself that has traveled back to the 70s.
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      Posted, 16th August 2012
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      Dark Knight Rises, The
      Dropping a nuclear bomb in the ocean won't cause a tsunami
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      • 9th August 2012 by SkyeSilverwing
        It wasn't even the ocean, he just flew it out over the Bay.
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      Posted, 30th July 2012
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      Dark Knight Rises, The
      Break into the New York Stock Exchange Floor to steal money instead of, say, doing it from home.
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        Posted, 26th July 2012
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        War Horse
        By about the 5th barbed wire fence you run through you would think he'd stop running through barbed wire fences.
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          Posted, 26th July 2012
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          War Horse
          War Horse is the Forest Gump of horses. He plays ping pong with Richard Nixon!
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            Posted, 26th July 2012
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            Thor
            The creepy old guy that hires two hot young chicks to work on his science projects is not suspicious at all.
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              Posted, 8th July 2012
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              Green Hornet, The
              Newspaper rolls are bullet proof.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2012
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                Titanic
                The movie is filled with anachronisms. But only the modern day part. Geraldo's career never recovered, the fat guy is wearing a Watchmen shirt, the 101 year old lady arrives in a helicopter with Cougar on the side, and the submersible is named Snoop Dogg and controlled with a VR helmet labeled Snoop Vision. We still don't have Snoop Vision unless we do something illegal.
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                  Posted, 16th April 2012
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                  Contraband
                  Smugglers are good guys who don't want to be involved with drug trafficking.
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                    Posted, 16th April 2012
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                    Social Network, The
                    Women are bored when men talk about business, even if it is about billions of dollars.
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                      Posted, 3rd April 2012
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                      Green Lantern
                      In 1993, Ryan Reynolds is a kid. In 1998 he is an adult starring in Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place and in 1990 he is in a show called Fifteen. He is aging backwards!
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                        Posted, 12th February 2012
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                        Help, The
                        The mean racist villian will also raise money for starving children in Africa. Miyazaki must have directed this.
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                          Posted, 9th February 2012
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                          Help, The
                          The people in the 1960s will read The Help; a book published in 2009. They read it on their iPads.
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                            Posted, 9th February 2012
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                            Help, The
                            In the movie, The Help, the characters are reading the book The Help, a fictional book different from the book the movie is based off called The Help. Best not to think about it too much.
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                              Posted, 9th February 2012
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                              Help, The
                              The lady that is being unreasonable for thinking black people will give her a disease, will catch a disease from a black person therefore negating the whole point of the movie.
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                                Posted, 9th February 2012
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                                Beauty and the Beast
                                The town is gay for Gaston.
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                                  Posted, 4th February 2012
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                                  Beauty and the Beast
                                  The witch will also curse the servants including children for something the prince did. She seems like she needs to learn not to be a jerk.
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                                    Posted, 4th February 2012
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                                    Captain America: The First Avenger
                                    The Army has boxes of dummy grenades lying around. Don't get them mixed up!
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                                      Posted, 1st February 2012
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                                      Captain America: The First Avenger
                                      Being a smart ass and dropping a flag on the ground will not get your ass chewed out. Instead you will be rewarded!
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                                      • 31st July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                        Well, degradation wasn't an option at this point - he already was a whimpy private.
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                                      Posted, 1st February 2012
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                                      Captain America: The First Avenger
                                      In a war that killed 60 million people only 16 US women died. Luckily Peggy Carter wasn't one of them!
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                                        Posted, 1st February 2012
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                                        Captain America: The First Avenger
                                        A hole in a plane will not suck everything out of it.
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                                          Posted, 1st February 2012
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                                          Captain America: The First Avenger
                                          Dropping barbed wire on a fellow soldier is a funny practical joke and will not get you a court-martial.
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                                            Posted, 1st February 2012
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                                            Crazy, Stupid, Love
                                            If your boyfriend takes you out to eat when you pass the bar and offers you a job, cause a scene because he didn't propose. Instead go for the pick up artist playboy player bad boy who has mother issues. He'll make a commitment!
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                                              Posted, 24th January 2012
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                                              Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
                                              Grandpa Joe has never left his bed in over 20 years but can get a hold of Wonka bars
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                                                Posted, 19th January 2012
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