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World War Z
Zombies retain enough cunning and intelligence to stow away quietly on airliners. They can even control their spasms when hiding.
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    World War Z
    Play Kim Kardashian's voice over the loudspeakers in an endless loop. That'll make the zombies rip each other apart.
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      Prometheus
      Waking up a 9 foot tall Engineer that's been asleep for 2,000 year will get your android head ripped CLEAN OFF!
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        Night at the Museum
        Museums usually leave one window unlocked just in case a curious caveman wants to escape.
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          The Amazing Spiderman 2
          You hang with Harry Osborn and you too can transform from an Afro-nerd with a bad comb over into a hip talking villain wearing a bad a** X-men suit.
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            Evil Dead (2013)
            Your sister shot you, her eyes have changed colors, and she's speaking in demonic voices: probably needs more than a medical intervention
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              Cowboys & Aliens
              People are dying. The town is going up in flames. Your son has been lassoed by aliens. And an alien fighter has just been shot down. What do you do? Punch the guy that stole your gold!
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                Woman in Black, The
                Wherever there's a ghost, there's a rocking chair waiting to be rocked.
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                  Godzilla (1998)
                  When you're on the run from a crazed, hormonal dinosaur and your fellow runner jumps into a taxi, don't jump in; stand there and ask them what they are doing.
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                    Drag Me To Hell
                    Possessed goats have weird speech impediments.
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                      Skyline
                      Brain sucking aliens are obsessed with people living in overpriced condo towers.
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                        Skyline
                        When all alien hell is breaking loose and a gigantor alien has just killed two people, you and your wife should just stand behind your Mercedes SUV for no reason.
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                          Devil
                          Being a lying gold digger will get you a nasty bite in the back from a devil-possesed grandma.
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                            Invasion of the Body Snatchers
                            People exchanging giant pods are probably up to no good.
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                              Lost Boys, The
                              The best thing to do when your brother is levitating outside your window and you think he's a vampire? Pull the blanket over your head.
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                                Lost Boys, The
                                Death by stereo!!!
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                                  Diary Of The Dead
                                  Zombies have an appetite for fast moving humans. Forget the cows, pigs, and chickens they stiffly walk by.
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                                    Diary Of The Dead
                                    While you stand still fussing at the camera guy, a zombie will reach out and rip your dress.
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                                      Diary Of The Dead
                                      Zombies will not attack you if you're holding a video camera.
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                                        Cloverfield
                                        The first thing you do after the Statue of Liberty's head comes flying down your street: don't run like hell, take pics with your cell phone.
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                                          Spider-Man 2
                                          When you see 100 shards of glass flying your way, just stand there and scream.
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                                            Posted, 20th March 2011
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                                            Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer
                                            Galactus, the devourer of worlds, can't eat worlds without help from the surfer dude.
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                                              Spider-Man 2
                                              In New York City, there is no woman hotter than Mary Jane.
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                                              • 21st March 2012 by agentdc7
                                                Personally, I thought the girls that crowded around Aunt May when Spidey left looked better than Kirsten Dunst. But I personally think Kirsten Dunts looks horrible as Mary Jane.
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                                              Spider-Man 2
                                              Your Aunt May, who has lived with you for years, can't recognize your voice when you're in a superhero costume.
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                                              • 10th May 2011 by kvn8907
                                                And people mock Batman for actually changing what his voice sounds like in costume.
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                                              Blade
                                              When confronting your enemy, say his name in a very nasty tone of voice. That way he knows your talking to him. FROST!
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