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Some people would rather die then tell they family that they are gay
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    Posted, 26th January 2014
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    Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    Megatron is nobody's bitch.
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      Posted, 2nd July 2011
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      Megamind
      Girls don't love bouncy castle, they love clowns.
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        Posted, 5th June 2011
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        Saw 3D
        Never lie about being a Jigsaw survivor. He would go out of his way to make your story true.
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          Posted, 4th June 2011
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          Hangover Part 2, The
          Albino polar bears are black.
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            Posted, 3rd June 2011
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            Hangover Part 2, The
            Alan and Phil are still friends all over the world even in Great Britain.
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              Posted, 3rd June 2011
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              Green Hornet, The
              Kato can make a good cup of coffee, trick out cars, build weapons, knows kung fu, play the piano and many other skills. It's just too bad that not one of them is the ability to swim.
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                Posted, 2nd June 2011
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                Hangover Part 2, The
                The wolf pack has no membership fees.
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                  Posted, 1st June 2011
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                  Hangover Part 2, The
                  Monkeys make good drug mules because nobody is going to arrest a monkey for selling coke.
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                    Posted, 1st June 2011
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                    Hangover Part 2, The
                    You can tell if the Russian gangsters are the real deal when there is a banana picture on a monkey's helmet.
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                      Posted, 1st June 2011
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                      Other Guys, The
                      The best tip to stay out of jail in New York is not to be black or Hispanic.
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                        Posted, 28th May 2011
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                        Fantastic Mr. Fox
                        Whack Bat is a very simple game to play.
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                          Posted, 27th May 2011
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                          Easy A
                          Calling a girl a twat would get you sent to the prinicpal's offices but calling a girl a tramp would face no punishment whats so ever.
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                            Posted, 15th May 2011
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                            Tropic Thunder
                            Jack Black would suck some "men gravy" for some "jellybeans"
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                              Posted, 9th February 2011
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                              Flubber
                              The pursuit for science is more important than attending your own wedding.
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                                Posted, 6th February 2011
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                                Flubber
                                There is no demand for a flying, talking, AI robot. What people really want is some bouncing, green goop.
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                                  Posted, 6th February 2011
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                                  Whip It
                                  18-20 year-olds are screwed if joining roller derby 'cause you have to be 21 to join, and also they are too old to get their parent's permission.
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                                    Posted, 6th February 2011
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                                    Hangover, The
                                    Alan can do three hits of ecstasy a night.
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                                      Posted, 6th February 2011
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                                      Hangover, The
                                      Its okay to let your girlfriend beat you if you know that you were out of line for it.
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                                        Posted, 6th February 2011
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                                        Hangover, The
                                        Alan look like Jesus only fatter.
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                                          Posted, 6th February 2011
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                                          Hangover, The
                                          Only a Meth Head would butt f*ck a dead corpse.
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                                            Posted, 6th February 2011
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                                            Rush Hour
                                            Chris Cater is no punk bitch.
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                                              Posted, 5th February 2011
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                                              Role Models
                                              Never leave your car keys in the ignition with juvenile delinquents; chances are they will take it for a spin.
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                                                Posted, 5th February 2011
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                                                Fantastic Mr. Fox
                                                Cuss is the new swear word.
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                                                  Posted, 5th February 2011
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                                                  Yes Man
                                                  If you ever buy a mail-order bride from persianwifefinder.com, attend Korean language classes, take classes on learning to fly a plane, and approve a loan for a fertilizer company, the Government will suspect you as a terrorist.
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                                                    Posted, 5th February 2011
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