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Superman Returns
It's usually best to assume Lex Luthor has a pocket full of kryptonite (considering the last time you ran into him he was smart enough to get some BEFORE hatching his evil plan).
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    Superman Returns
    You just saw Superman return on TV (it's like he's on every channel!) and he just rescued an entire aircraft with super-human might. Now is the perfect time to pull that bank job in downtown Metropolis. What could go wrong?
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      Superman Returns
      Superman can hurl a small continent, (laced with kryptonite AND with a kryptonite dagger in his back) into deep space but he can only save a crashing airplane which weighs about 99.99% less at the last minute.
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        Terminator Salvation
        There is no need to kill Kyle Reese in order to prevent John Connor's birth. All you have to do is not send the very first Terminator back through time. However, if you are Skynet, humans are smarter than you because you still haven't figured this out. No wonder humanity wins.
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          Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
          A Vulcan mind meld with a crystal skull facilitated by a Russian will typically render a man crazy, unless you have a strong mental resistance from having shrugged off the mind controlling effects of a blood cocktail in a previous adventure.
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