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Helium balloons can float a house only AFTER they are released into the windy sky.
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    Posted, 11th March 2011
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    Spider-Man
    With your one arm wrapped around Mary Jane, you can still shoot webs and swing from building to building with the other arm.
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      Spider-Man
      Mary Jane likes to take dangerous shortcuts through dark scary alleys with lots of hoodlums around.
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        Spider-Man
        Sleazy J.Jonah Jameson would rather die than give up the location of Peter Parker.
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          Spider-Man
          That "free" toaster is going to cost Aunt May $100.
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            Spider-Man
            Those tiny hooks on your fingers can help you cling to walls, even if you have your shoes on.
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            • 15th August 2012 by Max
              And gloves
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            Titanic
            Jack knows exactly where to go and what to do! Just follow him and do whatever he says and you'll live to see another day!
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              Rocky 3
              Mr. T is an engine of destruction that must be stopped.
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                Rocky 2
                If you spend half the movie waiting for your wife to come out of a coma, she will smile sweetly and tell you to beat Apollo to a bloody pulp.
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                  Rocky
                  You must drink all SIX raw eggs if you want to beat Apollo.
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                    Footloose
                    If Keven Bacon dances poorly at the end of the movie, you have to assume he just doesn't want to show off.
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                      Reservoir Dogs
                      If you stand around talking in an empty warehouse for long enough, everyone will end up dead.
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                        Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
                        Shia Labeouf will always play the wannabe apprentice to aging actors.
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                          Tron
                          The background characters on the grid are always more interesting than the main programs.
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                            Gulliver's Travels
                            You can lie to everyone, but when you say "My word is my bond" everyone will believe you.
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                              Gulliver's Travels
                              Girl Giants don't have to help Boy Giants fight.
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                                Tron: Legacy
                                TRON is the name of the movie, not FLYNN. ~Len
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