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Pacino has got three dead bodies on a sidewalk off Venice blvd, so he's sorry if the chicken got cold.
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    Posted, 15th May 2011
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    Hank Azaria got mixed up with that bitch Ashley Judd because she's got a great ass. And he's hot his head all the way up it.
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      Posted, 15th May 2011
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      Caddyshack
      The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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        Posted, 27th March 2011
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        Caddyshack
        The food at Bushwood Country Club is awful. It's like low grade dog food. You can get better food at the ballgame. Thumbs down.
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          Posted, 27th March 2011
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          Caddyshack
          You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia.
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          • 27th March 2011 by AshBlaze
            Is this Russia?
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          Posted, 27th March 2011
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          Caddyshack
          A flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a Danish.
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            Posted, 27th March 2011
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            Caddyshack
            At the ugly hat store, you get a free bowl of soup with every purchase.
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              Posted, 27th March 2011
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              Caddyshack
              The world needs ditch diggers too.
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                Posted, 27th March 2011
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                Caddyshack
                Never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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                  Posted, 27th March 2011
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                  Caddyshack
                  There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.
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                  • 27th March 2011 by AshBlaze
                    NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa....
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                  Posted, 27th March 2011
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                  Back to School
                  The best thing about kids is making them.
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                    Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                    Back to School
                    While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums, others were up to their knees in rice paddies with guns that didn't work, going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him.
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                      Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                      Back to School
                      A violent ground acquisition game such as football is in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
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                        Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                        Back to School
                        If you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.
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                          Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                          Back to School
                          Kurt Vonnegut doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.
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                            Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                            Back to School
                            Mrs. Mellon is proud of her Klimt, and she shows it to everyone.
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                              Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                              Back to School
                              If you plan on using any cement in your building, the teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that'll cost ya.
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                                Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                                Back to School
                                The failure of Vietnamization to win popular support caused an ongoing erosion of confidence in the various American... but illegal... Saigon regimes.
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                                  Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                                  Pretty Woman
                                  The Lotus Esprit corners like it's on rails.
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                                    Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                                    Fletch
                                    Mr. Underhill's American Express Card is probably maxed out by now.
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                                      Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                                      Fletch
                                      Do not tamper with the tags on your mattress. The mattress police are out in force.
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                                        Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                                        Shawshank Redemption, The
                                        If your estranged brother dies and leaves you $35k, you might expect that the government is gonna take a bite out of your ass. But, if you want to keep that money, and you trust your wife, the IRS allows you a one-time-only gift to your spouse up to sixty thousand dollars.
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                                          Posted, 23rd March 2011
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                                          Little Shop of Horrors
                                          The beginning of the alien plant invasion will be signaled by a total eclipse of the sun.
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                                          • 19th March 2011 by AshBlaze
                                            On the 23rd day, in the month of September.
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                                          Posted, 19th March 2011
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                                          Little Shop of Horrors
                                          If you go to Mushnick's Flower Shop, bring exact change. Otherwise you might wind up spending twice the amount you wanted to on roses.
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                                            Posted, 19th March 2011
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                                            Little Shop of Horrors
                                            You don't meet nice boys on skid row.
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                                              Posted, 19th March 2011
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