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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
No one on the Jedi council knows how to fight... except the midget, and the black guy.
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    Posted, 18th June 2011
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    Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
    The secret to life can be found in the lyrics of the Song "Every Rose Has It's Thorn."
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      Posted, 7th May 2011
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      I Am Legend
      It's better to sacrifice yourself rather than get in with the others toss the grenade out and close the door.
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        Posted, 3rd May 2011
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        I Am Legend
        If the monsters have your scent, it should also be safe to assume that they have the scent of the woman and child unless you attack the leader with a grenade.
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          Posted, 3rd May 2011
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          Incredible Hulk, The
          It is possible to see a hand come out of a hole in the ground from a plane flying 200 feet in the air, just as long as it belongs to the main character.
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            Posted, 1st May 2011
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            Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
            Even after declaring your love for a woman for 2 whole movies, at the first sign of betrayal, CHOKE THAT BITCH!!!
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              Posted, 30th April 2011
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              Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
              Even though your only eye witness account is from a shady politician, nobody should ask what happened to Count Duku even though he's the only Sith Lord that anyone knows of.
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                Posted, 30th April 2011
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                Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                Even though he is the only member of the Jedi to wear dark colors and give people the death stare every 5 minutes it is perfectly fine to send Anakin to hang out with one of the most influential men the galaxy has ever known.
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                  Posted, 30th April 2011
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                  Repo Men
                  Even though you were completely alone at the time with your son, you won't be suspicious at all if he brings up the conversation you had with your son about the trojan horse.
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                    Posted, 30th April 2011
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                    Sherlock Holmes
                    Though he is arguably the most brilliant man on the planet, Sherlock Holmes has never figured out a way to get out of hand cuffs without using his hands.
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                      Posted, 30th April 2011
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                      Sherlock Holmes
                      When something bad happens, Blame Watson.
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                        Posted, 30th April 2011
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                        Matrix Revolutions, The
                        Even though the Machines are a constant threat no one thought to put any sort of protective cover around Zion even after being alerted to the attack when the robots are 3 miles away.
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                          Posted, 30th April 2011
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                          Incredibles, The
                          When you stop being a superhero you also decide not to renew your gym membership.
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                            Posted, 30th April 2011
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                            Pan's Labyrinth
                            If you know that your wife is very soon going to have a baby make sure to kill the only certified doctor. A side effect of this will be to make your wife go into labor immediately.
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                              Posted, 30th April 2011
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                              Forrest Gump
                              Even though your a multi-millionaire with your face on at least one business magazine a man with a suitcase will never believe you.
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                                Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
                                Blood is the easiest substance to clean off of your perfectly white shirt even after repeated staining.
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                                  Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                  Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
                                  It is possible to stab someone in the neck with a shaving razor with a blunt edge as long as you scream your real name as loud as physically possible.
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                                    Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
                                    The Health Inspector will only show up after hearing complaints, especially after hearing them from a woman whom he personally knows to be insane.
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                                      Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                      Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
                                      Ms. Lovett does not find it suspicious at all that they are dancing closer and closer to the oven.
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                                      • 30th July 2011 by Alaurien
                                        proof that love is blind :/
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                                      Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                      Hot Fuzz
                                      Stone pillars are easily broken by hand.
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                                        Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                        Hot Fuzz
                                        Whenever you stand underneath the clock tower you must always stand in the EXACT spot that the pillar above you will land and said pillar will not completely rip through your body it will stop at your neck.
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                                          Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                          Shoot 'Em Up
                                          Even when shooting down a five foot aisle aiming right at someone's back it is still possible for two people to miss.
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                                            Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                            Kick-Ass
                                            After getting stabbed it is perfectly acceptable for doctors to lace your entire skeleton with metal making you virtually indestructible.
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                                            Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                            Shoot 'Em Up
                                            Any guy who wears a black trench coat, skull or no skull will vigalante at night as a killer with morals.
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                                              Posted, 24th April 2011
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