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Deadpool
Macavoy or Stewart, I get these timelines so confused. He is sooooo right.
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    Posted, 21st May 2016
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    The Jungle Book
    Maybe next they will make a live action movie version of Tail Spin.
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      Posted, 7th May 2016
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      The Jungle Book
      Somewhere you know Kaa has a van painted to look like an Ice Truck and tells kids in the jungle there is free Ice Cream in the van.
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        Posted, 7th May 2016
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        Edge of Tommorow
        If Tom Cruise was in the Army why was he wearing a uniform of a Marine Officer.
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          Posted, 6th May 2016
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          John Wick
          You are staying at a Hotel full of world class Assassins. And it doesn't even cross your mind that she might be able to get out of those handcuffs.
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            Posted, 6th May 2016
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            Captain America: Civil War
            The Avengers have destroyed Property, cost people their lives and acted without any authorization to do so. Who do they think they are, The Government?
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              Captain America: Civil War
              Would have been nice if Captain America was the star of his own movie.
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                Captain America: Civil War
                Was this Captain America 3 or Iron Man 4?
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                  Captain America: Civil War
                  No one died in this movie, except hundreds of innocent people.
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                  • 17th May 2016 by FilmSavvy
                    *cough cough* Peggy *cough cough*
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                  Posted, 6th May 2016
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                  Captain America: Civil War
                  Tony Stark builds Ultron against the wishes of everyone. Ultron nearly destroys earth. Captain America and the Avengers stop Ultron, which is Starks Creation. Stark blames everyone else for this
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                    Posted, 6th May 2016
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                    Captain America: Civil War
                    Now the Avengers are totally Diverse, We will have a handicapped Super Hero in the next movie.
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                      Posted, 6th May 2016
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                      Captain America: Civil War
                      I was so tempted to walk past a long line of people waiting for the movie and say Who would have thought that Captain America was Tony Starks father. Simpsons fans will get this.
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                        Posted, 6th May 2016
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                        San Andreas
                        At the end of the movie Dwayne Johnson needs to find a lawyer cause he is looking a serious time for theft of government property, Car jacking and piracy.
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                          Posted, 22nd April 2016
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                          Minions
                          How many people died when Stuart threw Scarlett into that building that collapsed?
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                            Posted, 9th April 2016
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                            Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
                            If R2-D2 wakes up before the battle, the Republic finds Luke and sends him after Starkiller base and Kylo Ren.
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                              Posted, 9th April 2016
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                              Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
                              Some advice for Poe Dameron 1) Don't part your X-wing so close the village. 2) Instead of trying to take on an entire legion of Storm Troopers by your self, run into the desert, hide and wait to be rescued with your valuable information.
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                                Posted, 9th April 2016
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                                Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
                                General Leia Solo will hug a complete stranger she has never met but will ignore the Wookie Friend who had been protecting her family for 30 years
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                                  Posted, 9th April 2016
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                                  Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
                                  Ben Solo found the picture of his mom in the outfit she had to wear in Jabba's palace and that drove him to the Dark Side
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                                    Posted, 9th April 2016
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                                    Pompeii
                                    It's like Gladiator,but with a volcano.
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                                      Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                                      Pompeii
                                      Jackus Bauerus Jerkus
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                                        Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                                        Pompeii
                                        You Villa sits on the sea but you don't have any boats and no access to sea. So much for Roman's being Great Builder.
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                                          Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                          I think the plan was to have Superman buried in a tomb and then rise 3 days later. But that has been done and you would make a lot of people mad.
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                                          • 30th March 2016 by Creamlord666
                                            And they even made a spear to kill Superman. Speaking of Longinus.
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                                          Posted, 28th March 2016
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                                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                          Superman get's his power from the rays of the Sun. So what is the best way to bring him back to life: Bury him where the rays of the sun take longer to work.
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                                          • 14th April 2016 by kvn8907
                                            They weren't expecting him to come back to life, or else they would have buried him in concrete so he can't come back as a zombie.
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                                          Posted, 28th March 2016
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                                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                          I guess Michael Cera was too busy to play Lex Luthor so they got his mirror image.
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                                          • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
                                            I seriously hated every second Jesse was on screen. What were they thinking?
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                                          Posted, 28th March 2016
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                                          Superman
                                          Note to movie studios, when you make a good movie please make only one sequel. Rocky, Batman and Superman all had great opening films but by the time they got to #4 things just got silly.
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                                            Posted, 23rd March 2016
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