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Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
If you live with the sherriff of the town you are living in, you are more than likely to have at least three people break into your house, one of them to steal crap.
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    Posted, 4th December 2009
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    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
    If someone directly tells you "Don't do anything stupid..." the first thing you are naturally going to do is stupid, or to just sit there and cry. Either way...pretty stupid.
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      Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
      If you are in a love fight between a vampire and a werewolf you are more than likely to have a whole bunch of nightmares if someone is not there for you.
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        Monsters vs Aliens
        Not all aliens like to play music as a way to communicate, some of them will just attack you.
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          Monsters vs Aliens
          Men are scared by giant women who are stronger than them.
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          • 15th June 2016 by Garga
            Well, being big and strong has it's perks but women actually needn't to be big and strong to be scary...
          • 12th March 2010 by ekedolphin
            Men are scared by regular-sized women who are stronger than them, too.
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          Monsters vs Aliens
          If you combine a genetically altered tomato with a ranch flavored dessert topping the resulting mass will gain consciousness, and will most likely call itself Bob.
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            Monsters vs Aliens
            The Invisible man died of a heart attack.
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              Monsters vs Aliens
              Aliens like to take over the world, but the monsters are here to save us.
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                Monsters vs Aliens
                You can pretend to be an alien if you are a giant gelatinous blob.
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                  Monsters vs Aliens
                  Jello can fall in love.
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                    Monsters vs Aliens
                    Susan is a name that can actually scare people.
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                      Posted, 4th December 2009
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                      Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                      If you eat animals you're a vegetarian vampire, but if you eat people you automatically become a monster. What if you eat both, does that make you an omni-vore?
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                        Posted, 4th December 2009
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                        Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                        If you have a vampire as a best friend you either have to have an awesome car, or your car has to have an awesome sound system.
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                          Posted, 4th December 2009
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                          Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                          If you move to Forks, Washington you will immediately be considered awesome and popular, and be liked by all the boys in the school.
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                          • 12th April 2010 by Ipreferpuma2cougar
                            Yeah .... that was pretty unrealistic! The new girl in town -- who is a klutz and very wallflowerish -- is immediately the most popular ... the "IT" girl ... in town! Yeah, as if!
                          • 10th January 2010 by vaccuum
                            Haha, it's true. I used to live in Forks :D
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                          Posted, 4th December 2009
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                          Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                          As a werewolf you are required to either go shirtless or wear a shirt to where it doesn't matter if it's on or not.
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                            Posted, 4th December 2009
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                            Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                            Even as a werewolf, your coat is always naturally groomed and never has any defects.
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                              Posted, 4th December 2009
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                              Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                              Vampires are perfectly okay with Grand Theft Auto, if the car is pretty enough.
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                                Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                If you're not human, you would rather enter through the window than the door.
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                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                  Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                  Just because a girl is beautiful DOES NOT mean you should follow her everywhere.
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                                    Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                    Paranormal Activity
                                    You know your friends love you when you tell them there is an evil demon that is following you around while you sleep and they still open up their house for you to sleep in.
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                                      Paranormal Activity
                                      If you watch yourself standing up next to a bed for an hour and then walking downstairs, but don't remember any of it, just forget about it, nothing bad happened.
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                                      • 10th April 2010 by megz baby
                                        oh yea; except the fact that you killed your boyfrie^-^lol
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                                      Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                      Paranormal Activity
                                      When you are drug out of bed by an invisible demon, it is perfectly okay to get back into bed and pretend like nothing happened.
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                                        Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                        Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                        If you move up to Forks, Washington you never have to actually attend school if your dad is the town doctor. Everyone is just okay with you being gone for weeks at a time without question.
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                                          Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                          Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                          When you look at vampires through a werewolf's eyes, they look a lot more dead.
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                            Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                            Papercuts attract vampires.
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                                            • 12th April 2010 by Ipreferpuma2cougar
                                              What the hell did Carlise & Esme use to wrap the gift? Wouldn't tape have been simplier than roofing nails?
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
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