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Can't afford your mothers medication? Go rob a different store and some random people using your powers instead of using your powers to steal the medicine when the pharmacist walks away.
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    Posted, 23rd June 2012
    by tina270
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    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
    Everyone can see what's pulling the carriages now...
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      Posted, 23rd June 2012
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      Woman in Black, The
      Daniel Radcliffe got to the burning house late and still had enough time to run downstairs and at least get to the girl safely. Even her father didn't do that.
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        Posted, 29th March 2012
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        Woman in Black, The
        Just got rid of a ghost that makes children kill themselves? Go ahead and let your son run around on a train platform, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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        • 29th May 2012 by agentdc7
          Not only that, bring his son to meet you even though you were going home to see him anyways.
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        Posted, 29th March 2012
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        Tuck Everlasting
        Prove to him you had a life you wanted to live by never moving your entire life.
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          Tuck Everlasting
          To make sure it's safe, wait 100 years. Even though the lifespan back then was only like 50.
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            Posted, 29th March 2012
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            13 Ghosts
            Your uncle, who you didn't really hang out with, leaving you a house in the woods that has glass walls everywhere is probably fine, move right in.
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              Posted, 5th February 2012
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              Underworld: Awakening
              try to shoot Selene while she is getting on an elevator, not only will it not affect her at all, but it won't harm her suit and you'll just make her angry.
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                Posted, 5th February 2012
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                Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
                How do they decide which dead people come back as ghosts? bBecause if it's just any one who dies at Hogwarts the castle is gonna be pretty full really soon.
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                • 30th July 2012 by Lia
                  Haven't you read the books ?! not anyone can turn into a ghost ~Lia
                • 30th July 2012 by Lia
                  Haven't you read the books ?! not anyone can turn into a ghost ~Lia
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                Posted, 31st July 2011
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                Beauty and the Beast
                Mrs. Potts is kind of old to have a ten year old son.
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                  Posted, 31st July 2011
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                  Beauty and the Beast
                  If all the other teacups were Chip's brothers and sisters then wouldn't that mean there was a lot of child labor in the castle.
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                    Posted, 31st July 2011
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                    Beauty and the Beast
                    The Beast has a castle in the middle of the woods for at least ten years. What was he the prince of that no one noticed he never left again?
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                      Posted, 31st July 2011
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                      Beauty and the Beast
                      If an old man is suspected to be crazy in France it is necessary for the whole town to meet outside his house angrily with pitch forks and torches to pick him up.
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                        Posted, 31st July 2011
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                        Beauty and the Beast
                        If your father is sick and dying in the woods, leave the castle full of servants to come get him, and instead of taking him back to the castle just take him to your poor cottage, where no one likes him. You should be able to get a lot of help there.
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                          Posted, 31st July 2011
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                          Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
                          Harry should become the new headmaster after defeating the strongest wizard and at one point owning all three deathly hallows. And being the most famous and important wizard alive and all. Seeing as how they lost two of them in less than one week. Or at least be a teacher at Hogwarts.
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                          • 4th August 2011 by luizf117
                            He became Chief of Aurors
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                          Posted, 21st July 2011
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                          Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
                          Roll Call: Whoever is not dead, raise your hand. Hhhmmmm that's not that many hands.
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                            Posted, 21st July 2011
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                            Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
                            Harry's dad really was a jerk.
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                            • 31st July 2011 by Carmiguez
                              Ugh, everyone thinks this because of the way the movie portrayed it! I don't know if your kidding or not, haha but I'd be disappointed if you actually thought that... Snape was no saint, he called Lily a Mudblood and wanted to become a Death Eater... and James was the jerk? Again, I hope its all in good fun :)
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                            Posted, 21st July 2011
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                            Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
                            If Harry had Bellatrix's wand then how come when they got to the bank and they asked to see her wand for identification they didn't just show it to them?
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                            • 4th August 2011 by luizf117
                              They knew it had been stolen. They mentioned it in the book, but not in the movie
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                            Posted, 21st July 2011
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                            SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The
                            Spongebob loves to get chocolate wasted. (Grownups reference)
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                              Posted, 17th July 2011
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                              Devil
                              The best way to convince people you are not actually crazy is to throw toast at the ground and see which side is up......that'll convince them.
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                                Posted, 17th July 2011
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                                Zookeeper
                                Ken Jeong is funny and kind of gay in everything he's in.
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                                  Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                  Zookeeper
                                  Making fun of a girl, then giving her a compliment, then telling her to get you some dessert will actually work on some girls.
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                                    Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                    Zookeeper
                                    Swinging into a bride on her wedding day is still not enough to make her hate you.
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                                      Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                      Zookeeper
                                      Crows aren't zoo animals.
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                                        Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                        Zookeeper
                                        Apparently if you want another job you should just start there instead of telling your old job you're quitting. Then just show up there a few days later and quit. Then show up another two days later and get your job back. Meanwhile your love interest decided to quit and move to Africa in that two days you were gone after you actually quit.
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                                          Posted, 16th July 2011
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