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Iron Man 3
If your dad says he's going out for scratchers, he ain't coming back.
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    Posted, 5th May 2013
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    Iron Man 3
    We'll never know what happened to that first mouse.
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      Posted, 4th May 2013
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      Iron Man 3
      Guy Pearce likes to show off his Big Brain.
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        Posted, 4th May 2013
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        Iron Man 3
        Only Tony Stark can turn Christmas ornaments into grenades.
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          Posted, 4th May 2013
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          Iron Man 3
          The Vice President does not plan on sending F-22's.
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            Posted, 4th May 2013
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            Iron Man 3
            The greatest gift for Christmas is desperation.
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              Posted, 4th May 2013
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              Iron Man 3
              Tony Stark's official name is "You Know Who I Am."
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                Posted, 4th May 2013
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                Iron Man 3
                You know you have too much money when you can can casually take apart your home in order to make way for a giant stuffed bunny.
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                  Posted, 4th May 2013
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                  Iron Man 3
                  Fortune cookies are not Chinese.
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                    Posted, 4th May 2013
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                    Oblivion
                    In the future you can still smoke 70-year-old cigars.
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                      Posted, 27th April 2013
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                      Oblivion
                      Was it really the best idea to bring an entire human being into your space station when your psycho girlfriend flipped after seeing a flower.
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                        Posted, 27th April 2013
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                        Oblivion
                        Sally is just Hal-9000 in pyramid form.
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                          Posted, 25th April 2013
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                          Oblivion
                          Someone must have watched a marathon of Moon, A Space Odyssey: 2001, and Wall-E and said "Hey! I've got an idea for a movie!"
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                            Posted, 25th April 2013
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                            Evil Dead (2013)
                            Duct-Tape fixes everything.
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                              Posted, 7th April 2013
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                              Looper
                              There's a waitress who works weekends named Jan. Would have been shorter.
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                              • 16th October 2012 by huuhuuuh
                                i thought it was Jen?
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                              Posted, 9th October 2012
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                              Dark Knight Rises, The
                              Only Batman can escape a nuclear explosion in the middle of the ocean within 5 seconds.
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                                Posted, 29th July 2012
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                                Dark Knight Rises, The
                                Batman f***'s Miranda. Later, Miranda f***'s Batman.
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                                  Posted, 29th July 2012
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                                  Chernobyl Diaries
                                  Worst tour guide ever.
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                                    Posted, 7th July 2012
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                                    Ted
                                    A teddy bear is afraid of falling and landing softly on the ground.
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                                      Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                      Amazing Spider-Man, The
                                      You can save the world, but forget the eggs.
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                                        Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                        Amazing Spider-Man, The
                                        Nobody likes Aunt May's meatloaf.
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                                          Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                          Amazing Spider-Man, The
                                          A $15 ribeye is the best thing for a busted jaw.
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                                            Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                            Amazing Spider-Man, The
                                            In New York you can add a penny, but you can't take a penny.
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                                              Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                              Amazing Spider-Man, The
                                              Peter Parker puts his name on everything.
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                                                Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                                127 Hours
                                                When you finally find people in the desert, charging them with your severed limb and stating that you chopped it off is not the best way to start a conversation.
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                                                  Posted, 17th September 2011
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