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Rock, The
Doesn't matter if he was born in Glasgow and has a distinctive Scottish accent. He's still an 'English prick'.
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    Posted, 19th October 2014
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    Rock, The
    You must never hesitate. Except when saying 'you must never hesitate.'
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      World is Not Enough, The
      Losing your sense of touch apparently doesn't turn you into a complete cripple. And also, pain receptors are the same as your sensory nerves!
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        Posted, 25th August 2014
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        Sharknado
        You can stop a tornado by dropping home made bombs into it, using the helicopter that is immune to the effects of a tornado.
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          Posted, 13th October 2013
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          Sharknado
          The guy in the bar isn't worried about the guy who's out in the hurricane because "He's the best damn surfer I ever saw". Yep, if your a world champion surfer, you have absolutely nothing to fear of hurricanes.
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            Posted, 13th October 2013
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            Sharknado
            Don't worry if a great white shark swallows you whole, if you have a chain saw with you, there's enough room inside for you to manoeuver and cut yourself out, no acid burns or anything!
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              Posted, 13th October 2013
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              Sharknado
              Helicopters are immune to the effects of a tornado when flying in close proximity to said tornado.
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                Posted, 13th October 2013
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                Sharknado
                If a shark is flying towards you, hold your arms up and, using a chain saw, split the damn thing in half! It's not like the weight of the shark will knock the chain saw out of your hands or anything.
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                  Posted, 13th October 2013
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                  Sharknado
                  If a shark bites your arm off, the appropriate response is "Owww..."
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                    Posted, 13th October 2013
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                    Sharknado
                    Sit in the shark infested water shouting at people to get out of the same shark infested water. Make no effort to get out of the shark infested water yourself.
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                      Posted, 13th October 2013
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                      Sharknado
                      This movie is like a cross between Jaws and the smell of ass...
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                        Posted, 13th October 2013
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                        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                        This movie is like a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass.
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                          Posted, 19th April 2012
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                          Real Steel
                          Rocky + Over The Top + Transformers + a dollop of shlt = Real Steel Oh sorry! No need for the dollop of shlt, Over The Top already has that covered.
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                          • 20th March 2013 by mrlitl
                            Dude that is hilarious!
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                          Posted, 19th April 2012
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                          Signs
                          The newsreader will just completely STOP reading out his news report on the UFO sightings while he waits for your children to conclude their argument over which tape they are going to record said news report on.
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                            Posted, 14th February 2012
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                            Sphere
                            Samuel L. Jackson hates squid.
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                            • 5th February 2012 by AshBlaze
                              Ha! Me too, dude! It's taken everything in me to not write one simple word.
                            • 4th February 2012 by NateSean
                              Do I really need to follow this up with the appropriate quote?
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                            Posted, 25th January 2012
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                            Sphere
                            A metal star-ship submerged in salt water and experiencing huge pressures at the bottom of a deep ocean will not experience entropy over a period of 300 years.
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                              Posted, 25th January 2012
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                              Sphere
                              If an extremely intelligent colleague of yours deduces, rather logically, that you, him and everyone in your party are going to die whilst in the habitat at the bottom of the ocean, don't make any effort to escape said habitat at the bottom of the ocean. Just ignore him and hope his completely logical reasoning is incorrect.
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                                Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                Sphere
                                If I could make my dreams come true, I would dream of horrible things. I would not dream of being surrounded by 100 naked members of the opposite sex, regardless of how primitive my brain was.
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                                  Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                  Sphere
                                  The best way to get your point across to one of your colleagues is to near choke them to death with food they don't like.
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                                    Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                    Sphere
                                    The US government does not do in-depth research on the scientists it selects for possible contact with an alien race.
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                                      Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                      Sphere
                                      Travelling into a black hole DOES NOT tear you into a trillion pieces and crush you into an infintessimately spall point. Instead, you will miraculously arrive back at your home planet at an insignificant point in its past.
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                                        Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                        Sphere
                                        When decoding what you think is alien syntax, if you mistakenly bind the H key to J and the A key to E, so that "Harry" is miss-spelled as "Jerry", all other words in the English language will apparently be unaffected - "And" won't spell "End", "Hack" won't spell "Jeck" and so on and so forth...
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                                          Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                          127 Hours
                                          127 hours is a lovely film about a disabled man who is miraculously reunited with his missing arm whilst in a desert. Oh wait, I think I watched it in reverse...
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                                            Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                            Starship Troopers
                                            Bugs can apparently send asteroids hurtling towards Earth at faster-than-light speeds.
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                                              Posted, 25th January 2012
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                                              Paranormal Activity
                                              Despite the fact we are told that demons haunt the person and not the location, they will still play around with your Ouija board and set fire to your living room when you're not home.
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                                                Posted, 5th December 2011
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