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Poltergeist (2015)
When a little girl is easy to befriend as poltergeist you'll still have to fuck with the whole house and its residents to lure her into a wardobe.
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    Posted, 24th February 2017
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    xXx: Return of Xander Cage
    Powerful device that can connect to satellites can be easly destroyed with a shoe stomp.
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      Posted, 21st February 2017
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      xXx: Return of Xander Cage
      Guy who turns up the parties and a guy who crashes into walls for fun are important members of a spy team.
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        Posted, 21st February 2017
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        xXx: Return of Xander Cage
        It is important to top the ridiculousness od Expendables 3.
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          Posted, 21st February 2017
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          xXx: Return of Xander Cage
          Ice Cube seems to be patient waiting 11 years for someone to dial 9.
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            Posted, 21st February 2017
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            xXx: Return of Xander Cage
            Tactical teams seem to be right behind the door when the action is over.
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              Posted, 21st February 2017
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              xXx: Return of Xander Cage
              'Hot potato' is party game for spies.
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                Posted, 21st February 2017
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                xXx: Return of Xander Cage
                It's OK to trade with half of the gun.
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                  Posted, 21st February 2017
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                  xXx: Return of Xander Cage
                  The only people that won't die in the ambushed room is the guy who won't flinch and the lady hiding behind the table top.
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                    Posted, 21st February 2017
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                    xXx: Return of Xander Cage
                    Neymar Jr. would like to be an Avenger, but not a spy, because he's not a hero. Wait, what?
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                      Posted, 21st February 2017
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                      xXx: Return of Xander Cage
                      Massive drought made skateboarding more creative.
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                        Posted, 21st February 2017
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                        xXx: Return of Xander Cage
                        You can shoot the whole movie based on script written in one-liners and explosions.
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                          Posted, 21st February 2017
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                          xXx: Return of Xander Cage
                          There is no gravity if a plane starts falling.
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                            Posted, 21st February 2017
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                            Deadpool
                            If the movie took itself seriously, there would be a lot more fun on 100thingsilearned.com
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                              Posted, 29th March 2016
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                              The Revenant
                              If you have a dead bison and a whole dead horse, never cut out any meat to take with you.
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                                Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                The Revenant
                                If you have big dead bison and a fire next to it, eat his raw liver.
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                                  Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                  The Revenant
                                  The book must've been John Rambo's how-to jump off the cliffs.
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                                    Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                    The Revenant
                                    Leaving revenge to God means pushing the man into ice-cold river with bunch of angry Indians standing down the stream.
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                                      Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                      The Revenant
                                      If a teenage boy won't listen, stab him to death.
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                                        Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                        The Revenant
                                        Indians can aim with deadly accuracy unless it comes to characters important for the plot.
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                                          Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                          The Revenant
                                          Eat raw bison liver to create extra hype around the movie.
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                                            Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                            The Revenant
                                            Vengence is very motivating.
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                                              Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                              The Revenant
                                              It's OK to leave a dying man in the hostile territory with two kids and and a guy who hates him.
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                                                Posted, 14th January 2016
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                                                Lockout
                                                Even when you're a hibernated prisoner, you still get the haircut of your choice.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd December 2012
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                                                  Lockout
                                                  Dementia happens only to the important guy. The rest of the prisoners are fine.
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                                                    Posted, 2nd December 2012
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