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American Beauty
When your husband is a militaristic closeted homosexual and your son is a drug dealer, the best course of action is... complete mental shutdown.
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    Posted, 11th April 2011
    by Wujek Spenser
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    Cowboys & Aliens
    Aliens are Stupid. In "Signs" they can be killed by water so they land on a planet that is covered with 75% of the stuff that kills them. In "Independence Day" they get destroyed by a geek with a Laptop and a drunk Crop Duster Pilot. In this movie they invade a town with 007 and Indiana Jones.
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      Posted, 31st July 2011
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      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
      The more important a wizard you are, the more middle names you'll have.
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        Posted, 20th November 2010
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        You do not plug your pony tail into your mate's during copulation. That would create implied sexualization of all of the times you plugged it into animals.
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        • 14th January 2010 by midievallady
          Agreed. so philosophical. Brilliant!
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        Posted, 23rd December 2009
        by Wujek Spenser
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        Edward Scissorhands
        When someone with scissorhands spends the night at your house, the best place for them to sleep is in the waterbed.
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        • 4th April 2010 by Sassy
          Genius!
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        Posted, 4th April 2010
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        War of the Worlds (2005)
        Alien invasions provide great covers for unconsciously wanting to get rid of an emo son.
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          Posted, 27th February 2010
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          War of the Worlds (2005)
          You're completely in control of the situation, and nothing says it louder than giving the window a peanut butter sandwich.
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          • 30th January 2017 by Shellybabe
            Haha!! Brilliant!
          • 23rd September 2011 by wildmorgan
            LMAO!
          • 1st March 2010 by kvn8907
            Best comment of the list so far. This deserves to be #1.
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          Posted, 27th February 2010
          by Wujek Spenser
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