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We either build a time-space machine or the most expensive carousel in the world!
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    Posted, 28th December 2011
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    Vega's residents are total assholes. They send us riddle-project of a timespace machine that could ruin our economy just to say "Hi. We exist. But we are so superior to your species we can't tell you more. Go home now".
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      Posted, 28th December 2011
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      Fright Night
      The longer you watch this movie, the more comedic it becomes.
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        Posted, 27th November 2011
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        Fright Night
        Make some shots of objects heading toward camera just in case somebody watches the 3D version.
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          Posted, 27th November 2011
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          Fright Night
          Wood through the body hurts vampire like hell, but bulletshots don't impress them at all.
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            Posted, 27th November 2011
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            Fright Night
            Vampires like to play with their food.
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              Posted, 27th November 2011
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              Fright Night
              Don't buy weapons against vampires on e-bay.
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              • 29th November 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
                This is the original Fright Night from 1985, bud. Look up Fright Night (2011) on here. It's on here; I started it.
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              Posted, 27th November 2011
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              K-PAX
              Residents of K-PAX have never learned how to peel fruits.
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                Posted, 27th November 2011
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                Horrible Bosses
                Apparently Donald Sutherland likes to pick movies where his character dies at the beginning (The Italian Job, The Mechanic, and Horrible Bosses).
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                  Beerfest
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                Posted, 27th November 2011
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                Shaolin
                If leaving the room with order to kill left, be sure not to pass by any shaolin monks.
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                  Posted, 15th November 2011
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                  Shaolin
                  Jackie Chan can make noodles out of you.
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                    Posted, 15th November 2011
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                    Shaolin
                    Jackie Chan’s buns are damn convincing.
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                      Posted, 15th November 2011
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                      Shaolin
                      When Hou Chieh revealed he’s alive, he realized that stupid cap he was wearing had to damage the proper effect.
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                        Posted, 15th November 2011
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                        Shaolin
                        During the warlord era in China, emo hair meant villain.
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                          Posted, 15th November 2011
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                          Shaolin
                          A true martial artist can still handle the sword that is pounded through his stomach.
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                            Posted, 15th November 2011
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                            Shaolin
                            Attackers will honorably stop bombardment of the battleground, whenever protagonist and antagonist feel like dramatic conversation before death.
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                              Posted, 15th November 2011
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                              Shaolin
                              Even after an entire movie, in which you didn’t understand a single spoken word, bad English acting is damn recognizable.
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                                Posted, 15th November 2011
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                                Shaolin
                                It took a long time for the Chinese to get used to a firearm. Why else would they get within arm’s reach of a kung fu master to kill him with a rifle?
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                                  Posted, 15th November 2011
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                                  Shaolin
                                  You can get over your daughter’s death over a bowl of noodles. But what you really need is to bitchslap the mother*****r responsible!
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                                    Posted, 15th November 2011
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                                    Mission Impossible 3
                                    You can shoot slim plane flying toward you with a machine gun from a long distance, but you won't even scratch pretty slow helicopter flying away backside.
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                                      Posted, 15th November 2011
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                                      Machete
                                      Human intestines are indeed 16 feet long.
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                                      Posted, 11th November 2011
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                                      Clash Of The Titans
                                      If someone beats you at a swordfight, assume he is a demigod.
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                                        Posted, 2nd November 2011
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                                        Mission: Impossible 2
                                        Spy gets vacation after every job done.
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                                          Posted, 28th October 2011
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                                          Mission: Impossible 2
                                          Riding a motorcycle requires cool sunglasses.
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                                            Posted, 28th October 2011
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                                            Mission: Impossible 2
                                            Tom Cruise's hair looks better in slow motion than sea waves!
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                                              Posted, 28th October 2011
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