Apocalypto Before video games era, playing some hunting game required a serious effort. Especially in collecting players, and - damn - not everyone could play after the introduction! (0) Comments
Green Lantern If you become a superhero and your job is to protect an enormous piece of the whole Universe, don't try too hard because the greatest villains of superheroes always appear in the same city they live in. (0) Comments
Fantastic Four You convince Jessica Alba to strip and get invisible to pass police blockade and catch up with her a minute later. Well, I suppose there was a chance to see her naked. (0) Comments
Transformers: Dark of the Moon Million dollar blockbusters with so much going on onscreen can actually be more boring than David Lynch's movie. (0) Comments
Colombiana If your kid doesn't want to go to school, shoot your gun at a crowd in front of it, then give a lecture. Lectures like that works on kids. (0) Comments
Colombiana If you meet a woman just for sex, be sure she's not a professional killer, and never take a picture of her, 'cause you'll never get laid with her again. (0) Comments
