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Hulk (2003)
Mad dogs are totally welcomed at laboratories. You can bring them in if you work there as a janitor.
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    Posted, 23rd October 2011
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    Hulk (2003)
    Your long lost dad likes to creep on you.
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      Posted, 23rd October 2011
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      Hulk (2003)
      Cool editing works well on the boring part of the movie.
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        Posted, 23rd October 2011
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        Hulk (2003)
        Frogs are ultimately cool creatures.
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          Posted, 23rd October 2011
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          A Knight's Tale
          Holy water is good for hair-styling.
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            Posted, 22nd October 2011
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            Apocalypto
            Before video games era, playing some hunting game required a serious effort. Especially in collecting players, and - damn - not everyone could play after the introduction!
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              Posted, 20th October 2011
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              Crazy, Stupid, Love
              If you suspect, that there's something wrong with your newborn baby, switch it with any other in the hospital.
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                Posted, 16th October 2011
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                Crazy, Stupid, Love
                Giving lessons to someone works better with your crotch exposed.
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                  Posted, 16th October 2011
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                  Crazy, Stupid, Love
                  If your coworker is getting a divorce, give him an applause.
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                    Posted, 16th October 2011
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                    Crazy, Stupid, Love
                    When picking up a girl, give her a high five to confirm if succeeded.
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                      Posted, 16th October 2011
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                      Crazy, Stupid, Love
                      Carry just one slice of pizza with you. It might be important for looking cool.
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                        Posted, 16th October 2011
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                        Green Lantern
                        If Green Lantern's ring ever chooses you, I hope to God you're not epileptic.
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                          Posted, 12th October 2011
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                          Green Lantern
                          If a hot girl totally isn't interested in you (because you're ugly), the best you can do is to make her ugly.
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                            Posted, 12th October 2011
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                            Green Lantern
                            If you become a superhero and your job is to protect an enormous piece of the whole Universe, don't try too hard because the greatest villains of superheroes always appear in the same city they live in.
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                              Posted, 12th October 2011
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                              Green Lantern
                              Even an intergalactic oath requires rhymes.
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                              Posted, 12th October 2011
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                              Fantastic Four
                              You convince Jessica Alba to strip and get invisible to pass police blockade and catch up with her a minute later. Well, I suppose there was a chance to see her naked.
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                                Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                Horrible Bosses
                                If your hot boss wants to fuck you, kill her instead.
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                                  Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                  Transformers: Dark of the Moon
                                  Million dollar blockbusters with so much going on onscreen can actually be more boring than David Lynch's movie.
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                                    Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                    Drive
                                    If you got beaten up by some thugs, tell your problem to a neighbour that has a crush on your wife. He might be helpful.
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                                      Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                      Colombiana
                                      Every Colombian guy have a face of cold blood killer. Don't go to Colombia, even their mommas accept this shit.
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                                        Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                        Colombiana
                                        Policemen offer coffee in the middle of night to a drunk driver who almost killed two officers on duty.
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                                          Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                          Colombiana
                                          If your kid doesn't want to go to school, shoot your gun at a crowd in front of it, then give a lecture. Lectures like that works on kids.
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                                            Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                            Colombiana
                                            You must know an "ABC book" on killing before going on killing people. If not, you'll be dead in five years.
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                                              Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                              Colombiana
                                              You can be in a relationship with a woman without having her phone number.
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                                                Posted, 11th October 2011
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                                                Colombiana
                                                If you meet a woman just for sex, be sure she's not a professional killer, and never take a picture of her, 'cause you'll never get laid with her again.
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                                                  Posted, 11th October 2011
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