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The Amazing Spider-Man 2
If all the scenes with people crying were removed, the film would have run 1 hour instead of 2 and a half.
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    Posted, 5th May 2014
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    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    Satellites can only be communicated with when you reach 3000 feet.
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    • 6th May 2014 by kvn8907
      HughesNet is built upon lies.
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    Posted, 17th April 2014
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    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    Keep the most critical part of your drone's automated defense systems in an easy-to-reach, highly visible booth.
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      Posted, 17th April 2014
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      Captain America: The Winter Soldier
      The winter soldier knew exactly which route Nick Fury would take to get out of the downtown area.
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        Posted, 17th April 2014
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        Captain America: The Winter Soldier
        If you're up against a super soldier, and you've got the drop on him, use a silly strangling wire instead of a gunshot to the head as your kill method.
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          Posted, 17th April 2014
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          Captain America: The Winter Soldier
          What happened to the real councilwoman that Black Widow impersonated?
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            Posted, 17th April 2014
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            Captain America: The Winter Soldier
            There are no news agencies in this movie, as Captain America is completely unaware of the massive gun battle that occurred between Nick Fury and the fake cops when he arrives home.
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              Posted, 17th April 2014
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              Captain America: The Winter Soldier
              If you hotwired a car in WWII-era Germany, then the same hotwiring techniques will work on a 2014 Chevy pickup.
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                Posted, 17th April 2014
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                The Counselor
                Should have been titled "I Don't Know" since that's what constitutes the dialog of the second half of the film.
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                  Posted, 3rd December 2013
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                  Cloverfield
                  The trailer shows a different version of the scene where the girl inflates and explodes. In the trailer version, there's 2 hazmat guys behind the screen with her (instead of just 1), and her inflated shape is different.
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                    Posted, 25th November 2013
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                    Olympus Has Fallen
                    I like how the gate bombers were going to blow themselves up even before Butler confronted them, like suicide bombers. Even though they could have easily just thrown the bomb against the fence and dove for cover.
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                      Posted, 25th November 2013
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                      Thor: Dark World
                      Loki survives numerous attacks in The Avengers, arrow exploding in his face, getting shot point blank with the Destroyer weapon, etc. So Thor is supposed to believe that a mere impaling is going to kill his brother?
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                        Posted, 15th November 2013
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                        Thor: Dark World
                        Nobody can hold Thor's hammer up except for Thor himself, and a dinky coat rack in a London apartment.
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                        • 9th February 2014 by agentdc7
                          I think nobody can "move" Thors hammer.
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                        Posted, 15th November 2013
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                        Olympus Has Fallen
                        The Presidential limo is outfitted with numerous safety countermeasures, including bullet proof windows. However, it has no countermeasure for crashing into icy water.
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                          Posted, 12th November 2013
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                          Olympus Has Fallen
                          If your limo is teetering on the edge of a bridge, keep your large heavy body in the front seat instead of climbing into the back to counterbalance.
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                            Posted, 12th November 2013
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                            Olympus Has Fallen
                            Foreign security guards are allowed to carry firearms while in the presence of the US President.
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                              Posted, 12th November 2013
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                              Olympus Has Fallen
                              When the army pulls up next to the gun-outfitted garbage trucks, nobody bothers to secure them.
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                                Posted, 12th November 2013
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                                Olympus Has Fallen
                                If you're a suicide bomber with your own bomb, it makes perfect sense to stand close to another suicide bomber who is about to detonate their own bomb.
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                                  Posted, 12th November 2013
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                                  Olympus Has Fallen
                                  A C-130's gatling guns can only hit people in the stomach.
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                                    Posted, 12th November 2013
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                                    The Counselor
                                    Court appointed attorneys do very little work.
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                                      Posted, 29th October 2013
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                                      The Counselor
                                      A blowjob from Rosie Perez is only worth $20.
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                                        Posted, 29th October 2013
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                                        The Counselor
                                        Never trust a woman with a gold tooth.
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                                          Posted, 29th October 2013
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                                          The Counselor
                                          Before decapitating someone it's important to get their attention with bright lights.
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                                            Posted, 29th October 2013
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                                            The Counselor
                                            Instead of sitting there like an idiot, the septic truck driver could have backed up over the guy with the bullet through his leg.
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                                              Posted, 29th October 2013
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                                              The Counselor
                                              A vagina pressed against glass resembles an algae eater.
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                                                Posted, 29th October 2013
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