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The Counselor
Always carry wire cutters.
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  • 27th November 2013 by indubitably
    Love this "learning" because it is exactly what I thought after witnessing what happened to Brad Pitt...
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Posted, 29th October 2013
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The Counselor
DVDs are horrifying.
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    Posted, 29th October 2013
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    Prometheus
    The Engineer had no trouble figuring out how to open the airlock on the lifeboat.
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    • 26th August 2014 by catmunch1
      He's an engineer!
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    Posted, 15th October 2013
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    Gravity
    When your space shuttle gets shredded by debris travelling at 20,000 mph, there's a good chance that the crew might still be alive.
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      Posted, 8th October 2013
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      Gravity
      Never go into space. Ever.
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        Posted, 8th October 2013
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        Gravity
        Don't hang on to an airlock door when opening it from the outside.
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          Posted, 8th October 2013
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          Gravity
          If you see a small fire while aboard a space station, just let it burn.
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            Posted, 8th October 2013
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            Gravity
            After surviving the entire space ordeal, Bullock is now stranded in the middle of a jungle and due to the massive satellite blackout, it is unlikely anyone knows she is there.
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              Posted, 8th October 2013
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              World War Z
              The concussive force of a grenade required to rip open the side of a plane is not enough to instantly kill everyone on board.
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                Posted, 26th September 2013
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                World War Z
                Zombies are attracted to the sound of footsteps, not the sound of a giant cargo plane landing.
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                  Posted, 26th September 2013
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                  World War Z
                  Once again, America saves the world.
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                  • 12th December 2013 by hustyx
                    Brad Pitt, to be perfectly concrete.
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                  Posted, 26th September 2013
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                  World War Z
                  Brad Pitt is the only person in the world capable of deducing that zombies avoid sick people.
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                  • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
                    Not even the sick guy the zombies ran around couldn't figure it out!
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                  Posted, 26th September 2013
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                  World War Z
                  Zombies can chew through combat boots immediately.
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                    Posted, 26th September 2013
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                    Oblivion
                    The aliens have not figured out how to create drones that can fix other drones.
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                      Posted, 25th September 2013
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                      Oblivion
                      Cosplaying as Jawas will not fool a drone.
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                        Posted, 25th September 2013
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                        Oblivion
                        Title should read : Bizarre Love Triangles of the Future
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                          Posted, 25th September 2013
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                          Oblivion
                          Everything in the alien ship is triangular, triangular doors, walls, exterior, human stasis pods, Sally, etc. Even the energy harvesters are triangular. But the drones are spheres.
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                            Posted, 25th September 2013
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                            Oblivion
                            The aliens seem to have a keen understanding for human ergonomics, style, interior design, and transportation.
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                            • 13th February 2014 by agentdc7
                              Perhaps the alien scanned Tom Cruises mind to find a suitable living space.
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                            Posted, 25th September 2013
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                            Road, The
                            The fish in the sea were apparently unaffected by the apocalypse, as there are no skeletons on the beach. So why is everyone starving?
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                              Posted, 28th August 2013
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                              G.I. Joe Retaliation
                              All ninjas carry grappling hook guns all the time.
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                                Posted, 27th August 2013
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                                G.I. Joe Retaliation
                                Nobody told the Baroness that her ex boyfriend died, because the sequel ignores her existence entirely.
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                                  Posted, 27th August 2013
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                                  G.I. Joe Retaliation
                                  German high security prisons are run by Americans.
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                                    Posted, 27th August 2013
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                                    G.I. Joe Retaliation
                                    When you are transported to a prison, the authorities will only remove any dangerous weapons from your person just before putting you in your cell.
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                                      Posted, 27th August 2013
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                                      G.I. Joe Retaliation
                                      When planning a sequel, you should kill off as many people as possible from the first movie to ensure that your murders you in your sleep.
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                                        Posted, 27th August 2013
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                                        G.I. Joe Retaliation
                                        Bruce Willis typically hangs from the ceiling by his front door.
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                                          Posted, 27th August 2013
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