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G.I. Joe Retaliation
Every Joe combat unit includes a hot redhead.
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    Posted, 27th August 2013
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    G.I. Joe Retaliation
    The massively huge underground base filled with hundreds of Joes was apparently shut down before the sequel.
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      Posted, 27th August 2013
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      A Good Day to Die Hard
      There are several scenes in the trailer that aren't in the movie, or are filmed differently in the movie. For example, the exchange about "need a hug" and McClane's conversation with the taxi driver. Also, while McClane is on the plane the trailer shows him sitting between a couple of loud Russian girls, but in the film he is reading over his son's rap sheet.
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        Posted, 27th August 2013
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        A Good Day to Die Hard
        When you storm a courthouse after bombing it, don't be in any sort of rush. There's no danger of authorities showing up.
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          Posted, 27th August 2013
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          A Good Day to Die Hard
          The director of this film did not see the first 3 films.
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          • 28th August 2013 by bourbonphantom
            Haha, no I specifically excluded part 4. Even so, part 4 is still vastly better than this flop.
          • 27th August 2013 by Creamlord666
            You mean the first four films aye? Don't forget this incredibly stupid DH4 where hackers "hack" gas lines and program them to blow up.
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          Posted, 27th August 2013
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          Elysium
          If Elysium has had medpods for many many years, then there should be lots of old med pods (maybe they can't heal everything the new ones can), and there ought to be a market for used/decommissioned med pods, which the Earthlings would benefit from.
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            Posted, 22nd August 2013
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            Elysium
            The president doesn't believe in blowing up unauthorized ships, but also doesn't believe in sending med pods to the surface so people would quit trying to get to Elysium.
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              Posted, 22nd August 2013
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              Elysium
              Anyone who doesn't live on Elysium lives in Los Angeles, the rest of the planet is unoccupied and unimportant.
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              • 1st September 2013 by Creamlord666
                The whole planet is now L.A. I guess.
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              Posted, 22nd August 2013
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              Elysium
              Kruger's badassness does not match the pitch of his voice.
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                Posted, 22nd August 2013
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                Elysium
                Kruger does not cause the GTR to flip by some sort of anti-gravity/magnetic super power, the way the trailer leads you to believe.
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                • 21st August 2013 by agentdc7
                  Hehe. Good catch. That was what I was totally thinking.
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                Posted, 21st August 2013
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                Elysium
                An AK-47 is capable of jamming.
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                • 21st August 2013 by agentdc7
                  That seems to happen a lot in movies with AK's. Back to the Future immediately comes to mind.
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                Posted, 21st August 2013
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                Elysium
                A grenade exploding inside a pressurized fuselage will only blow off a person's face, rather than cause a lethal increase in air pressure and killing everyone inside the ship instantly.
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                  Posted, 21st August 2013
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                  Elysium
                  Spider is able to view all the source code from Max's head, with no consequences. Yet, when they go to download the very same data to the master computer, it triggers the lethal countermeasure.
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                    Posted, 21st August 2013
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                    Elysium
                    If you find yourself in an armory with an infinite amount of highly powerful weapons, just take one gun and don't bring any extra ammo or backup weapons.
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                      Posted, 21st August 2013
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                      Elysium
                      There are no USB drives in the future to copy data out of someone's robo-brain.
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                        Posted, 21st August 2013
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                        Elysium
                        CEOs of robotics corporations do all the programming. And they still do it in assembler.
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                          Posted, 21st August 2013
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                          Elysium
                          The solution for a non-bleeding injury is a bandage.
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                            Posted, 19th August 2013
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                            Elysium
                            Robot doctors carry around a patient's chart just like a human doctor would, even though all illnesses are instantly cured by the med pods and therefore make the logistics of patient charts completely obsolete.
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                            • 19th August 2013 by agentdc7
                              I'm glad someone else noticed this. Curious behavior for a droid to read a chart like a real human doctor.
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                            Posted, 19th August 2013
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                            Elysium
                            In the future, the bad guys will speak French.
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                              Posted, 18th August 2013
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                              Elysium
                              If they were able to reconstruct Kruger after having his entire face blown off, and they're able to cure cancer almost instantly, then it should have been trivial to put Max in a med pod to reanimate him.
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                              • 28th July 2014 by catmunch1
                                They didn't care about him, he wasn't worthy of that kind of care.
                              • 3rd September 2013 by agentdc7
                                I think they mentioned the brain had to be intact for it to properly work. But still, the idea of a medical machine that advanced is quite a stretch.
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                              Posted, 18th August 2013
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                              Elysium
                              This incalculably expensive space station has no defense systems to protect itself against meteors or unauthorized ships in its airspace.
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                                Posted, 18th August 2013
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                                Elysium
                                An RPG can fire small missiles with enough fuel and velocity to travel outside the earth's atmosphere.
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                                  Posted, 18th August 2013
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                                  Elysium
                                  The radiation room only fired when Max hit the correct button. But when he gets locked inside it fires on its own.
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                                    Posted, 18th August 2013
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                                    Hard Candy
                                    If you can get outsmarted and tied up multiple times by a child, you kind of deserve what you get.
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                                      Posted, 16th August 2013
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                                      Evil Dead (2013)
                                      You know you're watching a quality film when Bruce Campbell gives his seal of approval after the credits.
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                                        Posted, 12th August 2013
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