The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Our Member, bourbonphantom

bourbonphantom has learned 703 things!
bourbonphantom has started 34 lists
bourbonphantom has left 116 comments
bourbonphantom has 1 favorite learning

Learnings / Comments / @Comments / Favorites

Evil Dead (2013)
A sawed off shotgun has a very narrow spread.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 12th August 2013
    by bourbonphantom
    0
    Evil Dead (2013)
    When you're being choked by something, you should first reach at something other than what is choking you.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 12th August 2013
      by bourbonphantom
      0
      Evil Dead (2013)
      If they didn't want anyone to read the book they should have buried it under the house instead of leaving it out on a table.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 12th August 2013
        by bourbonphantom
        0
        Evil Dead (2013)
        The cab of a Jeep Wrangler is so heavy that if it fell on your hand in spongy, wet mud, that it would almost completely cut your hand off.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 12th August 2013
          by bourbonphantom
          0
          Evil Dead (2013)
          After being stabbed in the face several times with a syringe, stabbed in the chest, shot in the arms with nails, and having your hand split open by a crowbar, you can still operate a two-handed sledgehammer.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 12th August 2013
            by bourbonphantom
            0
            Evil Dead (2013)
            A virus can make you throw up several gallons of blood even though the human body only holds around 3 quarts.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 12th August 2013
              by bourbonphantom
              0
              Europa Report
              If you land on a planet, you will inevitably find the one organism that lives on that planet.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 9th August 2013
                by bourbonphantom
                0
                Europa Report
                Space ships do not have backup communications systems, or backup life support systems.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 9th August 2013
                  by bourbonphantom
                  0
                  Europa Report
                  The ice underneath the ship is apparently really thin, even though just a few feet to the side the ice is super thick.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 9th August 2013
                    by bourbonphantom
                    0
                    Europa Report
                    There is no such thing as space work-gloves.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 9th August 2013
                      by bourbonphantom
                      0
                      Europa Report
                      Space suits run out of oxygen almost instantly when required by the plot.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 9th August 2013
                        by bourbonphantom
                        0
                        Europa Report
                        While travelling thousands of miles per hour thru space, an astronaut should never tether themselves to the spacecraft. Nor should they equip themselves with personal thrusters.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 9th August 2013
                          by bourbonphantom
                          0
                          Europa Report
                          Don't land a multi-ton space ship on a bed of ice where thermal activity is going on.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 9th August 2013
                            by bourbonphantom
                            0
                            Europa Report
                            NASA will only provide deep space astronauts with a single toothbrush.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 9th August 2013
                              by bourbonphantom
                              0
                              Pacific Rim
                              The first giant robots ever built were made with analog electronics.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 9th August 2013
                                by bourbonphantom
                                2
                                Pacific Rim
                                Detonating the core of a Jaeger causes enough water displacement to leave the ocean bottom exposed to the air briefly. Guess they weren't concerned about the ensuing tidal wave that should have wiped out the coast.
                                (1) Comments
                                • 18th April 2014 by kvn8907
                                  Well, that big ol' coastal wall has to be good for something!
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 9th August 2013
                                by bourbonphantom
                                2
                                Pacific Rim
                                Americans always save the world.
                                (3) Comments
                                • 12th April 2015 by Garga
                                  Don't forget that they achieve it by using their good NUKEs while coward Brits wanted to hide behind the walls.
                                • 7th August 2014 by catmunch1
                                  Wil Smith??? lol
                                • 19th October 2013 by Creamlord666
                                  Correction: White, healthy and handsome US-Americans always save the world.
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 9th August 2013
                                by bourbonphantom
                                4
                                Django Unchained
                                So if Candie was willing to sell Brun Hilda for 12,000 why didn't they just offer 12,000 to buy her in the first place instead of this whole mandingo fighter charade?
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 12th June 2013
                                  by bourbonphantom
                                  0
                                  Django Unchained
                                  If Dr. Shultz had shot Butch instead of Candie, then between he and Django they could have fought off the rest of those guys without the need for the movie to drag on another 30 minutes.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 12th June 2013
                                    by bourbonphantom
                                    0
                                    Iron Man 3
                                    Some women are so demanding that they won't stay with you unless you stop being a cyborg.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 4th June 2013
                                      by bourbonphantom
                                      1
                                      Iron Man 3
                                      None of the multitude of suits were able to blast their way out of the rubble under Stark's house until the plot needed them.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 4th June 2013
                                        by bourbonphantom
                                        3
                                        Paperboy, The
                                        If you want to be successful, develop an English accent.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 16th May 2013
                                          by bourbonphantom
                                          1
                                          Paperboy, The
                                          Inmates can't tell the difference between men and women in pants.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 16th May 2013
                                            by bourbonphantom
                                            1
                                            Paperboy, The
                                            Jack's background in swimming obviously prepared him for hiding under a boat in a nasty swamp filled with alligators and snakes.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 16th May 2013
                                              by bourbonphantom
                                              0
                                              Paperboy, The
                                              News reporters don't have time to get all the facts.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 16th May 2013
                                                by bourbonphantom
                                                0

                                                Recently Added

                                                You Like?

                                                Facebook Friends

                                                © 2010 - 2018 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.