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Paperboy, The
If you want to uncover missteps in the justice system, do not entrust this task to a group of disfunctional maniacs.
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    Paperboy, The
    Depth perception is important in a melee, so if you are missing an eye then you're better off fleeing.
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      Paperboy, The
      The only time swamp people don't procreate with their own offspring is when they are put in prison for murder.
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        Paperboy, The
        Once upon a time, a producer said "You know what we don't have in modern American cinema? An hour of footage of Zack Efron in tighty whiteys."
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          Precious
          The moral of the story is that living with shitty people is an awful experience. Thanks Hollywood, that was a real eye opener.
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            End of Watch
            Vaginas are thrown at police officers constantly.
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              End of Watch
              Gangster talk involves using 100 words to convey what can be said in 3.
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                Cabin in the Woods, The
                The super secure bunker underneath the control room is easily accessed by a hole in some sheetrock downstairs.
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                  Cabin in the Woods, The
                  Sigourney Weaver is not acceptable as a fool sacrifice.
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                  • 19th July 2014 by howler
                    I was thinking that. Sacrifice her as a fool for any number of reasons. For going along with it, believing in its ability to work. She's also a fool for the fact her employees couldn't kill a major stoner.
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                  Cabin in the Woods, The
                  If they had cameras everywhere then they should have known immediately that the stoner wasn't dead.
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                    Cabin in the Woods, The
                    Why wasn't the entire base made out of the material that the elevators were made of? It's not like there was only a handful of elevators.
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                      Cabin in the Woods, The
                      "Punish" means violently kill everyone for the actions of two people that were chemically coerced into sexual activity.
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                        Posted, 6th May 2013
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                        Rio
                        Stealing a parade float is not a punishable crime in Brazil. Neither is crashing into and damaging aircraft, or unauthorized use of a runway.
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                          Prometheus
                          Worms can crawl around aimlessly with no food or water, and won't die or multiply for 2000 years.
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                            Posted, 7th March 2013
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                            Prometheus
                            It's ironic that Holloway yells at Shaw for "endangering the mission" when she gets hit by the storm, considering Holloway's the one who rushed everyone out to the facility once they landed, instead of waiting until morning, and then took off his helmet in an alien atmosphere and likely triggered the activation of the biological elements in the black goo.
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                            • 22nd November 2013 by Creamlord666
                              The movie never really answers ANY question clearly - in general. I still suffer from infinite head-shaking-syndrome (IHSS).
                            • 17th November 2013 by agentdc7
                              That almost could be an explanation to why the black goo started leaking, even though the film never really answers that question clearly. Or any question for that matter.
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                            Posted, 7th March 2013
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                            Prometheus
                            A geologist can't tell from a distance whether a rock structure is man-made or natural, but somehow he can tell whether or not it's hollow.
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                              Posted, 7th March 2013
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                              Expendables 2, The
                              How did they deliver the money to the girl while they were still in the crappy airplane?
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                                Posted, 28th February 2013
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                                Expendables 2, The
                                The bartender will not mind you torturing someone for information with surgical scalpels while in his bar.
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                                  Posted, 28th February 2013
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                                  Prometheus
                                  Jackson, who has his name plastered across his helmet, and who is called out by name by one of the other characters during the film, is listed in the credits as "Mercenary 1."
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                                    Posted, 27th February 2013
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                                    Prometheus
                                    David goes into the airlock with a basketball while the ship is travelling thru space. The scene ends abruptly but it is obvious that he is going outside to slam dunk baskets on the outside of the ship with no tether, no hazard suit, no magnetic boots, and no personal thrusters of any kind.
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                                      Posted, 25th February 2013
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                                      Total Recall (2012)
                                      The primary locations in this film are Britain and Australia, yet almost everybody in the movie sounds American.
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                                        Posted, 25th February 2013
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                                        Deep Space
                                        When you're trying to get rid of an alien insect, be careful which direction you throw it.
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                                          Posted, 22nd February 2013
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                                          Deep Space
                                          If you see something, there's a good chance that the people who are in deep sleep next to you also saw it.
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                                            Posted, 22nd February 2013
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                                            Deep Space
                                            Cops decorate their houses with ladies undergarments.
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                                              Deep Space
                                              Cops only have a single firearm, and that is the gun that is assigned to them by the police force.
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                                                Posted, 22nd February 2013
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