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Zookeeper
Zoo animals know a lot about hooking up desperate men with hot chicks.
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    Abduction
    It is impossible for Taylor Lautner to act in a film without taking his shirt off.
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      Muppets, The
      If Walter was a human, he would be Jim Parsons.
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        Cloverfield
        When in a dark subway, don't be scared of little alien babies. Only fear the flaming hobo that may or may not appear.
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          Source Code
          Bathrooms are the perfect hiding spots for bombs.
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            Grown Ups
            Beware: David Spade will walk through your house butt naked.
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              Poltergeist
              When Zelda Rubenstein says "the house is clean", it isn't "clean" yet.
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                Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
                One way to attempt to destroy Voldemort is to.....give him a hug.
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                  Sahara
                  A war ship from the Civil War can withstand an armada of modern day tanks.
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                    Real Steel
                    Hugh Jackman's career has just been KO'ed.
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                      Super 8
                      Automatically assume that the mysterious white cube is a Rubik's cube.
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                        Super 8
                        Gas station clerks can get a Walkman a year before it is actually released.
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                          Incredibles, The
                          You get in trouble with the cops for saving someone who wants to commit suicide.
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                            Incredibles, The
                            When a cat is stuck in a tree, you don't climb up and get it; you pull the tree right out of the ground and shake it until the cat falls down.
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                              SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The
                              A paper bag will substitute for a royal crown.
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                                Inception
                                Don't drink too much pre-flight champagne before you start dreaming.
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                                  Inception
                                  Drop your shoe off the ledge before you jump.
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                                    Despicable Me
                                    Apparently, Santa is nice but scary.
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                                      Shining, The
                                      When you get writer's block, just type "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over.
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                                        Shining, The
                                        You always make out with the hot, young naked chick.
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                                          Shining, The
                                          You can give oral sex while wearing a dog mask.
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                                            Shining, The
                                            The blood usually gets off at the second floor.
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                                              Shining, The
                                              You talk to your friend that lives inside your mouth by talking to your finger.
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                                                Shining, The
                                                When Danny writes a word with two "R"s, he can only write one of them facing the right way.
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                                                  Shining, The
                                                  Always go into the room that you were told not to go into.
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