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Gods Must Be Crazy
Just make sure you're taller than the hyena.
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  • 2nd April 2010 by agentdc7
    I think that was part 2.
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Posted, 25th March 2010
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Don't fall asleep.
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    Posted, 25th March 2010
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    Beetlejuice
    Geena Davis is cool in pretty much everything.
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      Beetlejuice
      Beetlejuice, beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE
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        Posted, 25th March 2010
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        Atlantis: The Lost Empire
        CY-lantro is a vegetable.
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          Posted, 25th March 2010
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          Alice in Wonderland (1951)
          Just because the cookies say eat me, doesn't mean you shouldn't mind if you do.
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            Posted, 25th March 2010
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            Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
            Giant froliking balloon animal dogs can completely MAKE an entire movie.
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              Posted, 16th December 2009
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              Little Mermaid
              Even if she doesn't know what a fire is, or why it burns, she knows how to react to burning, when touching a picture of fire...
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                Posted, 16th December 2009
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                Atlantis: The Lost Empire
                "[tu] No tocas nada!"
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                  Posted, 15th December 2009
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                  Atlantis: The Lost Empire
                  Disney characters can hold their breath for an impossibly long time.
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                    Posted, 15th December 2009
                    by sapphire0kisses
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                    Beauty and the Beast
                    ALWAYS pick the Beast, just because he looks like a beast, doesn't mean he won't be the only good-looking Disney prince there is. Not to mention a beast in another sense.
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                      Posted, 15th December 2009
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                      Lion King, The
                      Silly animal puns go unnoticed until you're 16.
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                      • 2nd September 2010 by ekedolphin
                        Make mine a CUB sandwich!
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                      Posted, 15th December 2009
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                      Hercules
                      There's nothing wrong with the SCISSORS.
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                        Posted, 15th December 2009
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                        Emperor's New Groove, The
                        People who sound like Tom Jones are a dime a dozen.
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                          Posted, 15th December 2009
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                          Peter Pan
                          It's completely appropriate to use derogatory terms in Disney films, because the world doesn't realize what "squaw" actually means.
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                            Posted, 15th December 2009
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                            Road To El Dorado, The
                            When all else fails, pretend to be arch enemies with your best friend.
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                              Posted, 15th December 2009
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                              Peter Pan
                              Cufflinks are elusive little buggers.
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                                Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                Pocahontas
                                English bulldogs like cherries.
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                                  Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                  Hunchback of Notre Dame
                                  Even female gargoyles have sex appeal. ... If you're into that sort of thing...
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                                    Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                    Hunchback of Notre Dame
                                    It's completly appropriate in a child's film to snog after pouring wine all over a blonde guy.
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                                      Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                      Mary Poppins
                                      Advertisement is not prounounced ad-ver-TIZE-ment. Clearly, everyone know, it's ad-vert-iss-ment.
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                                        Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                        Back to the Future
                                        Michael J. Fox was a babe.
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                                          Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                          Road To El Dorado, The
                                          Wondering where a chick is keeping your loaded dice is basis for a business partnership.
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                                            Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                            Road To El Dorado, The
                                            Vertical ascension requires more... uh... rope.
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                                              Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                              Princess Bride, The
                                              Pitchers, placed directly above ones head, are excrustiatingly difficult to reach by oneself. Hence, why we have a farm boy to get it for us.
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                                                Posted, 14th December 2009
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