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War of the Worlds (2005)
Thousand year old machines are better than anything the aliens have today. Aliens buried machines thousands of years ago to use in an invasion. Don't you think the aliens would have developed better machines and technology in a thousand years? That would be like humans burying clubs and spears hundreds of years ago to use in a war today.
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  • 3rd July 2014 by catmunch1
    that's good, didnt think about that.
  • 20th July 2012 by dogma420
    maybe the tripod aliens are kinda like the star wars universe, where there is nothing new and improved, and everything is just perfect the way it was first made....and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot too.
  • 9th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
    They were here to kill the dinosaurs, but they were already extinct, so they figured they'd wait around until we had evolved enough to be challenging prey.
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Super 8
I thought I was watching Jeepers Creepers 2 meets the Goonies.
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    Super 8
    Be sure to steal a high ranked Air Force uniform that fits perfect.
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      Super 8
      Giant aliens don't make stepping sounds unless it's sneaking up on a electric repair truck.
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        Super 8
        Aliens are your friend when they show you their eyes.
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        Super 8
        When you save a friend from a monster alien in it's cave, don't leave right away. Stay in the cave hugging and talking for a while.
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          Super 8
          It's better to talk to the alien instead of shooting it in the face with an assault rifle.
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            Thing, The
            When you find a giant UFO don't explore it or report it to the outside world.
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            • 12th November 2014 by agentdc7
              I would have loved to see what was inside the ship (ignoring the prequel).
            • 26th September 2013 by bourbonphantom
              I think they weren't able to communicate with the outside world because of an impending storm that was convenient to the plot.
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            Aliens
            When you see sticky goo on the drop door, run!
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              Aliens
              Space pilots wear sunglasses even in the dark!
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                Core, The
                Don't make your suits, boots and tools out of the same super heat proof material the ship is made out of!
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                  Cowboys & Aliens
                  When your alien comrade gets blasted running out of the tunnel everyone should do the same!
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                    Cowboys & Aliens
                    When dead aliens are laying around with laser weapons on them, just ignore them and use bow and arrows, sticks, and guns.
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